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I am at last watching Love Island (Serena-Cordell season) and I see how it was popular everywhere. All these are super interesting people and it's so fun guessing their attachment styles. #LoveIslandUSA

Hinge has either: A) Learned the exact opposite of my type B) Is trying to convince me that I’m not actually attracted to men or C) Is trying to tell me that I’m ugly. also a plug for trying out my hinge alternative noswipe.club. Launching that soon.

If I send you this it means I’m about to have a psychotic breakdown and then lie for my cheating boyfriend

Will their race tear them apart? They are all white 😭😭😭 #LoveIsBlind

So... The only people who have actually gotten any traitors out... have been the other traitors. What a season. 😂😂 #TraitorsUS

🗡️🤺⚔️ She’s obviously overbooked & busy, but Phaedra is the REAL Queen of the Traitors(She should be sitting between these 2 ladies-in-waiting) #TheTraitors

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#LoveIsBlind MAGA Edition 😴

Americans: #TheTraitorsUS

joe bradley with his surprise for the group 😭 #southernhospitality

Madison getting her Karma after cock blocking Meg 😂 #LoveIsBlind

When you notice how many stars are gamines. It's shocking. Is it just the talent or the audacity too?

💎💎Suttons new confessional look is gorgeous #RHOBH

Gabby - “Carl coming back to the house is a CHOICE…. That I would not have made” Same Gabby. Same. #SummerHouse

Amanda’s right cause I’m currently 26 and I couldn’t imaging had having a baby when I was 25 and not even when I’m 30 A baby isn’t something you want to rush into unless you’re absolutely ready #SummerHouse

“why don’t we go around the room and share a fun fact about ourselves” me: #SummerHouse

I'm so relieved Alex didn't propose to Madison. She's extremely manipulative and she gives creepy vibes #LoveIsBlind

Nothing in life is certain except death, taxes and Ciara Miller being down bad for a loser who doesn't care if she lives or dies. #SummerHouse

me after suddenly turning into a pterodactyl

When I read the characters of Married2Med and they sound so cartoonish 😂 Heavenly and Sweat Tea sounds like mispronounced curse words 😭

People calling out Devin for biphobia as if Brit didn't explain getting married to a woman was the worst thing ever 😂. Internalised homophobia is real guys. #LoveIsBlind

finally finished all six boring ass episodes #LoveIsBlind

Wait, so Brit has been with women but explained very rationally why she needs a man. I get her but she should have explained it more emotionally. Coming from nearly being engaged to a woman to trying to get engaged sight unseen is pretty suspect. #LoveIsBlind

Wait, who in this world doesn't know about George Floyd. And this happened in your state? Definitely a Racist with capital R. #LIB #LoveIsBlind

There are very disturbed people in this Love is Blind and that is Dave and Madison.

I was trying so hard not to froth on my mouth 😭🔥

Kitty Shall Never Starve

Sandoval vocalizing alongside his cursed doll like it’s a Tom Sandoval and the Most Extras rehearsal 😭😭😭 #TheTraitorsUS

I hate that Sutton is such a great housewife cause I find her incredibly annoying. She has the ability to make her life sound interesting and have these gripping storylines. We'll never be rid of her 😂😂😂 #rhobh

Wanting to hit the shower but not having reached the daily steps goal is quite a quagmire 😭

Saw someone say, "End your friendships with people who are going about life like nothing is wrong." I will never understand people who think that further isolating ourselves from everyday people who don't get it is going to save us. It's not. Your judgment and disdain will not save us.

Kyle in the Summer House bathroom when the new girls don’t ask him about his DJ career #SummerHouse

everybody better be praying for my girl teddi jo im so upset for her and her fam