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Been watching reality TV since the beginning. I don’t hate on people, I also don’t “Stan” anybody. Mostly replies with gifs.
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Peacock/Bravo please prorate my subscription this month because I did NOT pay for that Janet Dave & Busters scene… #thevalley

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Little Cruzy is sooo cute, in his jammies, playing with his little animal toys on the floor… you can see how he was imagining a scene. 🥹 That age and phase of life is so innocent. #thevalley

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

What other (ex)House husbands would we prefer to watch being legally banished to the basement of the family home INSTEAD of watching their insufferable divorce play out on TV? I’ll go first..

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Are Kenya and Cynthia still friends? Is that why Kenya said she wouldn’t talk about Cynthia on her YouTube response video? #rhoa

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Easter! #rhoc

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

If Dorit’s fake accent didn’t annoy me so much I wonder if I would like her #rhobh

submitted 30 days ago • 2 comments

As an American, 🇺🇸 proclaiming to have a firearm during a heated argument is wayyy worse than displaying a bj photo that already existed in the first place. #rhoa

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

I fear there aren’t enough Bravo TV shows to distract me from our current reality.

submitted 35 days ago • 6 comments

Remember that show “Wife Swap” from 2005-2013?

submitted 35 days ago • 6 comments

The banter between Kenya and Portia at the dinner is why I loved #rhoa These new girls are Miafying the show.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Something’s not right with Brit’s husband… #rhoa

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Who’s gonna tell Angela Oakley that vow renewal on Real Housewives is the kiss of 💀 for marriage? #rhoa

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Kelli is giving Mia vibes… #rhoa

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

So happy #rhoa is back!!

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

What did Kenya do that was so wrong she is written out of the show by episode 7? I honestly don’t know #rhoa

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

Would he rather her paint peni$es? #90dayfiancee

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

It’s wired when you see people in real life that you’ve watched on TV, religiously, since 2006. I totally froze up seeing the #rhoc ladies. I kind of wish I never saw them 😂 😭

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

I just saw Heather Dubrow, Shannon, Tamra and others walking in the Krewe of Barkus parade in New Orleans! Cast trip? #rhoc

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Let’s never forget Teresa gave us Delores… #rhonj #thetraitors #traitorsus

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

And 75% chance you’re getting divorced (100% if you renew your vows).

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

I didn’t watch the Oscars, just clips of Conan OBrien hosting. #conan #oscars

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

I wouldn’t wear a caftan either #rhobh

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Kyle, you don’t have to be “strong” right now. Call that man out for being a d**k leaving you to manage an estate while he goes to party with bottle girls in Aspen. #rhobh

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Damnit, sometimes I miss Bravo Twitter… #rhobh

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments