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reallycantbearsed.bsky.social
Deliciously deranged Getting divorced currently, then retiring in South East Aisa. Hopefully 6mths. My pronouns are try/me
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I actually managed to find the funny in this one. Yeah, I know, under THESE conditions?! Remarkable. I’ll do a shot of Novichok to celebrate. Russian warship, go fuck yourself! Here’s my take: Are Trump, Musk & Johnson KGB Agents? Yeah, Probably. youtu.be/XvBGrQ8gKEg?...

submitted 21 hours ago • 30 comments

Baby octopus with new potatoes (octopus were marinated in lemon, olive oil and herbs)

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Found and ate a whole jar of pickled mussels this evening, they were delicious until I realised that their use by date was almost 12mths ago.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Just sent a message to a customer saying 'will you be aroused tomorrow afternoon' (obviously meant 'around'), before I had chance to delete it for everyone I got a reply saying 'depends on your foreplay' Fuck!

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Turkeys vote 'for' Christmas.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

At what point do the powers that be realise that most of the population are actually on the Ukrainians and Palestinians side and not Russian or Israeli side?

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

@maninfrance.bsky.social The sooner the labour government do the same, the better

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t even live in the USA, but this makes me sick to the stomach! The UK are not far behind this... (I can't even think the right word at the moment)

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submitted 64 days ago • 15 comments

Now @teamlabouruk.bsky.social need to do the same.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Well that's Christmas spending done, I can't afford presents for anyone except my two grandchildren, but they're the most important anyway, so I spent the remainder of money I have on food that I'm going to attempt to make delicious instead 😂 (bring a bottle lol)

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Bang on the money.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Utterly predictable.

submitted 66 days ago • 95 comments

Jesus Christ have some fucking dignity man. The spectacle of the British right queueing up to supplicate itself before this preening man-child.

submitted 66 days ago • 85 comments

My kids (who are fully grown up now are visiting on boxing day), I've totally forgotten what to buy, so far I've spent more on an online deli counter (nevermind all the other food) for delivery Xmas eve than I have on presents! I'm going to to be so fat at the end of it.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

11:45am - I suppose I should get up, can't stay in bed all morning on my day off.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

My last meal is at 3pm before my colonoscopy tomorrow, what shall I have? (it's coming out the other end about 30mins later so nothing too expensive please 😂)

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments