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Feeling ethereal this morning 💫 (he just finished his preworkout and hit the blinker)

I seen it was #Caturday. #CatsofBlueSky

Stardew Valley addiction has made me miss all the drama this week 💀

I dun wanna be w real people I wanna make connections w stardew villagers >:(

🎵Crimewave by Crystal Castels plays🎵 Roomate: I hope they play this at my funeral.

Mi compa el alcoholico #fanart #stardewvalley #chibi

I just paid $5.49 for 6 eggs at a whopping $0.91 an egg - this would never happen in #stardewvalley 😟

Found Shane having a drunken meltdown in front of his aunt and goddaughter last night... #thatsmyman

Shane.... I can fix you. #stardewvalley

Pro tip: lie to employers and tell them you have kids. People with kids are always finding time to take off work to take care of those little petridishes. Personally, I just got back from a four day weekend, "fighting off what Braighdon brought home from daycare." 🤫

Pov: I've just crashed out, purged all my Meta/Twitter/ Google accounts, and finally signed up for BlueSky. #bluesky