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Man, fuck RFK Jr.

Every new executive lately: "Trump has declared himself King of the US.. aha jk... unless?"

I would like to think some low level employee somewhere just wrote that sentence as a stream of consciousness

RFK Jr calls for a panel to review bandaids, "how do we know they're working if we can't see underneath? I'm calling for more research."

Hahaha DOGE security expert NutsackHitler or whatever left their database open and the site got hacked

A throwback to an old project. Happy Valentine's Day! @realmaddox.bsky.social

This is insane

All rice can be shrimp fried rice if you add shrimp to it

Inflation is up, Greenland is now called American Pie or something and now we have zombie spiders

Oh cool, a goat idol with golden hooves covered in fake bills where "In God We Trust" is replaced with "In Trump We Trust" seen at Maro Lago. If this was in a movie about a cult leader, it would be too on-the-nose.

Holy shit, Maddox is here. Worth a follow, IMHO.

Every headline this month is like: "DOGE staffer CumBoy1488 has gained access to critical government database, cuts off funding for children's school lunches in Africa. Egg prices still near record highs"

HAHAHA we're so cooked!

Hey guys, I'm going to put my dog in charge of making sure nobody eats this turkey that just came out of the oven.

Bizarre alternate-reality version of the Twilight Zone, the Daylight Zone. Instead of being in an alternate universe where wax figures come to life and menace you in a museum, they're helpful and friendly, drive you to the airport and help you work through interpersonal problems

"People who politicize tragedies are disgusting. Instead of grieving for the victims, people are rushing to blame..." Meanwhile:

Wow, the wokes have made bad to do a Roman salute? Okay fascists! Next you're going to tell me I can't share the Buddhist symbol for good fortune and auspiciousness anymore 😭

I guest-hosted an episode of Jordan Harbinger Show, @jordanharbinger.bsky.social, this week on Skeptical Sunday where we tackled the facts & fiction of sound healing. Listen here: iTunes: buff.ly/40wTN31 Spotify: buff.ly/40rcBR4 Overcast: buff.ly/40wTULZ

Are sound healers hitting the right note, or just making noise? @realmaddox.bsky.social joins us to investigate frequencies, facts, and fallacies on #SkepticalSunday! Notes https://buff.ly/40ttIBT Apple https://buff.ly/40wTN31 Spotify https://buff.ly/40rcBR4 Overcast https://buff.ly/40wTULZ

I feel like we regularly heard about people who could eat cars and airplanes growing up. Now people just eat ass.

I've gotta give props for one of the best arguments on undocumented immigration in the history of the internet: www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=walm... @realmaddox.bsky.social

@realmaddox.bsky.social Solved the immigration crisis over 22 years ago: maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=walm... Imagine being fucking based for almost 3 decades. I’m pretty sure the term was invented to describe him.

Good time to post this cool Twitter logo I made for their design contest I made a while back. Hope it wins!

What link is there between autism and sieg heiling? None, but ignoring the underlying demonization of people with autism, I thought I'd do some research and found this weird article...

Anyone calling this a Nazi salute obviously can't see the difference. He's clearly not wearing any red.

Outrageous and factually inaccurate to say that Elon Musk did the Nazi salute yesterday. He did it twice.

Oh cool. Pretty chill, casual day 1 xenophobia

It's about time we had more diversity, equity and inclusion when celebrating figures on Martin Luther King Jr day.

They will be banned until the birthright citizen app releases a statement flattering Trump for being so kind and wise

It will never not be funny to me when guys who unironically use the word "cuck" as an insult accidentally reveal that they are cuckolds. This guy is boasting about another man getting laid. That's literal cuckoldry. This guy is cheer-leading another man for having sex. Textbook cuckoldry.

If "did you cum?" was a car.

People on social media have moved on from solving the Israeli/Palestine conflict to becoming fire experts. While there's a lot to criticize, not all of the criticism is valid or fair. That said, here's something that Gov. Newsom could/should be doing right now, but isn't: 1/2

Asymptotically close to getting it!

hahaha, so r/Funnymemes posts one of my stolen jokes, then banned me for pointing out they were posting a stolen joke and attributing it to Alex Jones. Unironically funny. Pretty cool sub you have there, Reddit.

Oh shit, I reached my monthly article limit of 0 free articles on this news site. I guess I'll just go off cherry-picked quotes, shitty AI summaries and hearsay to learn about this important trending news story.