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What do you call a Welsh man who took a milliner to court? Dai Hatsu Belated Happy St. David's Day!

Any news about Darren Grimes being sacked from GB News, and from now on will be running an Only Fans account for crafty w*nks from his mam's house might not be entirely true, but that's in tribute to Darren's "reporting" style.

"I can see it all, in my mind's eye... Doctor Who drowning..."

"HI! I'M BARRY SCOTT!!"

"You buy one, you get one free, I say you buy one, you get one free!!"

"Type in 888 for subtitles."

"Shackleton's High Seat chairs, they're lovely..."

"You can't get quicker that a KwikFit fitter, they're the ones to trust."

"Daddy or Chips... Daddy, or Chips..."

"If you've used the chamber pot, don't put it back under the bed after, as the steam rots the springs..."

"The water in Majorca, don't taste like what it ought ta"

"BANG!! And the dirt is gone!"

"Three Shredded Wheat?!!"

"You can't put a better bit of butter on your knife"

Gene Hackman was the most charismatic, gripping, fun yet terrifying actor that ever lived. He was a devastating force in every project he appeared in, & left the business on his own terms to enjoy a simple life. An incredible titan of the screen who was already missed, but will be really missed now.

Terrible news about Gene Hackman, his wife and dog :( Genuinely gutting.

Everyone's talking about "Going for Gold", but who else remembers "Game for a Laugh"? #HenryKelly www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dPI...

I first read that as Henry Sellers, as in Father Ted, but no, it's Henry Kelly. The curse of Hans Zimmer strikes again.

Happy birthday George www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yk-5...

Imagine being someone who thought Kemi Badenoch was clever.

They couldn't agree on if you pronounce his name "Fashanu", or "Fashanu"

Not sure I'm liking the Amazon Remastered Bond films...

I see Elon Musk turned up to CPAC yesterday

Breaking Bond News: Creative control passes to Amazon. Well that's going to go well... variety.com/2025/film/gl...

@wheezingpod.bsky.social Patreons know...

Always entertaining to see the furore caused by the Sun over #DoctorWho, and that Ncuti Gatwa has already shot his regeneration. I can imagine the scene to be him crying himself past the point of dehydration.

Why does this remind me of Mr Burns forcing Smithers aboard the Spruce Moose at gun point?

Got in the car, and as the radio came on, the 1st sound I heard was the electronic depth charge, followed by #SeriousJockin, and I instantly had a lump in my throat.

I see Elon or Trump has already stolen the FIFA World Cup... Taken as it smells of Pickles #NicheJoke

The first Tom and Jerry cartoon was released 85 years ago today. Any excuse to share this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYrU...

In which, the Watford Crew maligns the Luton Massive, and those of us from North Bedfordshire can't be arsed with either of them! Oh and some cars, and Vin mumbles.

A little known fact about Makka Pakka is that if he laid down to sleep on his back, he would suffocate rather like the Elephant Man.