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realqrampage.fightins.online
obsessed with corgis, softball, bicycles, gremlins, and Philadelphia | mostly wholesome | Phillies partial season ticket holder | rare disease patient | monogamous and in love | she/her but also a guy sometimes prof pic by @ethankocak.com
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ditching work early to go to the Phillies game, so my large adult sons better get their shit together and make it a good one

submitted 15 hours ago • 3 comments

just remembered I accidentally said “okay, love you, bye” to my boss yesterday

submitted 19 hours ago • 7 comments

Billionaires are doing Nazi salutes and threatening to throw people into death-camps for protesting cars but Network Contagion is concerned a 14 year-old thinks Luigi Mangione is cool because her grandma can't afford pills and Chuck Johnson is beating off to the thought of kicking her off Medicaid.

submitted 20 hours ago • 3 comments

my friend sent me this song because he said it pops in his head every time he sees me and my boyfriend together 🥹

submitted 19 hours ago • 2 comments

someone thanked me for sharing my rare disease story this morning and for being human at work, and idk what happened but I immediately broke down crying in the middle of the office

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

the cowboy from corgi bebop

submitted 1 day ago • 13 comments

my favorite thing to do when I’m grumpy is to speak in an overly patronizing and condescending tone to random old men who speak to me first with the same tone when I’m doing normal shit like minding my business while crossing the street

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

anyways, good morning, awoo morning

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

another day in a shithole country, going to work in my little office as if everything isn’t the fucking worst

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

"When wokeness was ascendant, plenty of people in tech and finance quietly seethed at being guilt-tripped and forced to feign concern about social justice." Was that "force" or mild social pressure they experienced? Were they being extralegally renditioned to a foreign gulag for racism? 🤔

submitted 2 days ago • 14 comments

the despair is overwhelming yet I remain silly

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

honestly I do not understand why everything has to be so fucking annoying, like it feels unnecessary

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

lmao I would [redacted] myself

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

lol at Matt Yglesias forgetting to switch to his sock puppet account

submitted 3 days ago • 408 comments

MY NEW MIGRAINE MEDICINE WAS APPROVED LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO I'M GOING TO BE SO POWERFUL !!!!!!

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

Raise your hand if you have ever known a baby whose life was saved by newborn screening. I can think of at least a dozen.

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

THREAD: The Trump administration's DOJ has removed a study from the NIJ website that found that immigrants, and particularly undocumented immigrants, commit crimes at significantly lower rates than U.S. citizens. The study is at odds with the Trump regime's propaganda about immigrants & crime. (1)

submitted 4 days ago • 138 comments

my boyfriend’s sister has created a vision board for our future wedding lol I love her so much

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

Hello! DO YOU WANT YOUR PET DRAWN?? We have commissions open for PETS!! I need about $300 for the vet that's coming up It's $5 per pet!!! DM us for more info + how to pay for it (Venmo, Paypal, Zelle, Kofi (which you can use your credit card directly)) We will not post our emails publicly! (1/2)

submitted 47 days ago • 5 comments

imagine being on survivor and right before tribal someone's like, ayyy hows your name spelled

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

wild amogus

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I take a sick pleasure in seeing the exploded hot dog come out of the microwave... Fucked your little ass up didn't I

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

This is not how the economy works. Obviously. Higher sector jobs like research and development add more to your economy. Raw materials extraction and manufacturing jobs do not give you the biggest economy in the world. Look around.

submitted 4 days ago • 30 comments

softball was cancelled so my boyfriend went back to bed but I already took my adderall an hour ago so I’m too locked to sleep now 😩

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Imagine telling your wife you lost 5 grand on the cum races

submitted 5 days ago • 64 comments

If they didn't get @realqrampage.fightins.online's ideas on screen I don't want it.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Put up or shut up time weird billionaire vampire dude

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

my boyfriend just said “now we’re cooking and I’ve got gas, or however it goes”

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments