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On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked, "If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?" Allow our scaled diagram to explain...

submitted 36 days ago • 218 comments

it has been zero days since I was annoyed by Unicode

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

All crew, Again, please do not insert unknown USB drives from random planets into computer ports on the Enterprise. Worf

submitted 62 days ago • 12 comments

many things in my life became simpler when I started asking myself: -what can I do in this situation within my control? -have I taken care of myself today? -how can I do fewer things and avoid overwhelming myself? -what are the 1-2 things this week I can focus on my perfectionism on?

submitted 3 days ago • 11 comments

My daughter is graduating from college today and I am so incredibly happy and proud. Proud of both of us, really. If you had told my pregnant teenage high school dropout self that someday I’d be able to put her through college debt-free, I’d never have believed you. Baby, you did that! We made it!

submitted 3 days ago • 75 comments

/me glances at bsky ah, shit.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I’m back on the job market! As I go through the interview process to find my next job, I’ll be live-streaming interview prep on my twitch, and making short form videos about it. If you want some company during your job hunt, be sure to follow me! #womenintech #software #coderlife #softwarejobs

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

btw what are alligator lizards, and why are they in the air? this was not my experience the only time I drove the ventura highway

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

@tc.superteece.com per request. Ignore the option in the lower left to minimize spousal snickering.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

#stabathaApproved

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

dunno who you are but ur welcome

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

“We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works.” - Douglas Adams

submitted 6 days ago • 18 comments

just asked The Spouse to write some basic instructions for making a simple dish using their latest tech acquisition and was declined due to lack of time and interest. I'll get a demo soon, apparently. This is not a technical documentation story?

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

no, YOU just typed a phrase about "[people who] are not me" and got an auto-suggested rephrase of "me are not" so we'll all be talking like Yoda soon. Well not me, I kinda look like him, but like him speak yet not I do. #peopleWhoMeAreNot ohhhhh! nm, that's deep. and kinda blame-y and hurtful.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

DEF CON legal update: Truth is a complete defense against defamation. The Hadnagy lawsuit against us is over. Summary judgement. Dismissed, with prejudice. You can read the judgment here storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us... . Stay tuned for a more detailed report. #defcon #legalupdate

submitted 8 days ago • 10 comments

'twas a colorful, awkward, fashionable goodbye, or at least two out of three (which ain't bad)

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Unsolicited Con CFP advice: please for the love of something, if you are going to write about {latest hotness/buzzword} provide enough detail to differentiate you from all the other submissions

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

I don't believe in gatekeeping knowledge.

submitted 12 days ago • 14 comments

not to be all political, but I'm old enough to know people who were old enough to remember when John F. Kennedy being Catholic was viewed with suspicion

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

"Do NOT go in there" Ace Ventura meme but for CVE keyword search results for AI or ML

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

New Pope 100% has done the Super Bowl shuffle

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

submitted 13 days ago • 40 comments

Teens & 20-somethings think 30-40 year olds are uncool? Wow this is a brand new phenomenon.

submitted 13 days ago • 528 comments

"I sense much fear in six. Fear of seven. Why? Because nine, seven ate."

submitted 19 days ago • 3 comments

One thing we can all agree on is that reading and writing are tedious chores that technology should eliminate

submitted 20 days ago • 70 comments

JILL SOBULE WAS 66!?!?!

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Yogi tea message on a Yeti mug is lecturing me rn and tbh thanks for the reminder

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

The #RSAC organizers have apparently asked journalists to refer to the show as "The RSAC Conference," which would makes us sound like complete pillocks in print. Got to love the editor of @theregister.com for his response. "No, any complaints complaints from them, tell them to email email me me."

submitted 23 days ago • 3 comments

we will never let you edit posts. you must wear each typo as an albatross. you will bear the weight of your hubris

submitted 26 days ago • 443 comments

@wendyck.bsky.social unsure why I can't reply in-thread but tell your dog I said hi

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

@alyssam-infosec.com TIL there is 100% Wisconsin-grown American ginseng in my domicile. #AssortedSlices #ScanMe

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment