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rectangledrawer.bsky.social
drawing rectangles for money - https://habanero.digital
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austerity is so bad, we’re teaching an entire generation of our sons that vital public services must be undertaken by teams of dogs

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

my kids are world champion shitters - it’s like my awful bowels combined with my wife’s ability to hold things in

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

@stillavl.bsky.social boaby gaylord

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

my dark festive da fact equivalent of ‘Kirsty MacColl was beheaded by a speed boat’ is ‘Baby it’s cold outside indirectly caused 9/11’

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 119 days ago • 5 comments

My dick is KHamas because it would blow up on gal gadot

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

I endorsed Donald trump yesterday and now I’m unable to maintain a full robust erection. Coincidence???

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

A sequel to The Fly from the fly’s perspective showing him slowly turning into a tiny Jeff Goldblum just slaying fly pussy

submitted 131 days ago • 20 comments

*overhearing the whirring of 8 different cleaning tools as a torrent of water gushes out of a nearby drain* JUST THROW THE FUCKING RUG AWAY

submitted 173 days ago • 0 comments

how I’m outsourcing my masculinity this week: watching fencing tiktokers explain weapons

submitted 174 days ago • 0 comments

too many cool mice are fucking hot lady cats in Tom & Jerry and it has to stop

submitted 187 days ago • 0 comments

where they at

submitted 238 days ago • 0 comments

been playing elden ring too much

submitted 240 days ago • 0 comments

no one is safe from the scourge of acoustic guitar players in quaint local coffee shops and pubs

submitted 241 days ago • 1 comment

me to my younger sister’s hot friends

submitted 333 days ago • 0 comments

You just tucked in the wrong guy

submitted 403 days ago • 11 comments

find yourself a girl that’s like ‘Come here, unimpressive penis. Come here, unimpressive penis. Your penis belongs to me. Give it to me (indiscernible).’

submitted 575 days ago • 0 comments

visiting this site then clearing the browser history

submitted 575 days ago • 0 comments

just had to pull a hair out from under my banjo string, would honestly rather pull a tooth

submitted 575 days ago • 0 comments

can prawn crackers be composted, are they not just edible styrofoam

submitted 577 days ago • 0 comments

went for a whole ass semi-treacherous forest trail walk only to deck it over my ankle on the way to the car hours later

submitted 577 days ago • 0 comments

going dadmode @stillavl.bsky.social

submitted 577 days ago • 0 comments