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recursivetaco.bsky.social
tacos all the way down
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if ur not supposed to put ur phone in the toaster they shouldn’t make it fit

Doing stand up again after a 10 year break has been thrilling, and I couldn’t be happier to record a brand new stand up comedy special for Hulu. My second one ever? First in 12 years! www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/k...

keep it up guys the gay agenda is working

Tyranny requires your fear, your silence, and your compliance. Democracy requires your courage.

As governor of Illinois, I’ve made it my mission to make our state the best to call home including for our LGBTQ+ community. No matter who you are or who you love, everyone deserves dignity and equality. Hate has no home here.

so uh when am I supposed to take everything out of my 401k and stop paying taxes? Feels like I can outlast the IRS rn

I’m just gonna leave this right here…

oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies

@dropouttv.bsky.social is legit the best digital production company I’ve worked with for many reason but the biggest one being they’re the only one that actually shares their EOY profits w/ their collaborates. 10/10 company, no notes.

According to National Geographic, I’m going to live forever.

why don’t little kids ever tear their acl they run dumb as fuck

Trimming my body hair and leaving it all over the place so my cats know how it feels. One of them is picking up the vacuum cleaner like "damn ok"

In case you needed this.

what buttons do I press to make a tweet

The scene in Love Actually where he writes his message on boards to Keira Knightly but it's you, on bluesky, with your 2016 tweets trying to start up your brand again.

first impressions of blue sky: more pictures of the sky than I expected