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Sarcastic. Honest. Nerd. He/any Chicago Co-host of @notevenonce.bsky.social In an open relationship with myself
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Don't EVER tell a man to be a good person or he'll join a death cult and campaign for your extinction

Happy International Women's Day 💖

bucky barnes has a bionic arm not a heteronic arm

Planned to go to jackhammer last night, but I wound up having too much fun at the orgy instead and tired myself out. Oops.

well yes but maybe not the way you intended

Had to try Zoot Suit Samus

they don't know what to do because they think winning elections is their job. if they had substantive ideals that they fought for, and winning elections was merely an instrument for achieving those ends, they'd know exactly what to do. they don't even realize this is a problem.

hello cis friends this is what people mean by trans genocide if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist

So it's hard to talk about, but shortly after recovering from surgery to correct my deviated septum, I was informed that my job is going to be eliminated at the end of the month. I really have been going through it mentally and emotionally. I wasn't expecting it at all.

Mitch is a big part of how we got here. He did it for personal power and money. He doesn't have the option of rehabilitating his image because something personally affected him and he is reaching the end of his years.

It’s high time Barb & Starr got to go on another vacation.

I will begrudgingly cheer for this one. How soon can we get rid of the nickel next?

This is what’s so funny about rainbow capitalism and corporate blackface: it was never real, actual support but the right and the left can’t help but lose their minds over the fake pendulum swinging. It’s like betting on theatre.

Someone found The Cluster!

no he's got a point. wouldn't it be cool if the company that laid me off on maternity leave also had the power to evict me

even the senate stairs are doing more than the dems

With the bad news I got yesterday, I forgot to share the rad tattoo I got on Sunday. It's so cute.

I need your best vibes today please. Today was not good.

My insurance makes me use CVS pharmacy and every time i have to go in, the store feels like a wasteland. and that's on TOP of the issues with the pharmacy itself (and insurance ofc, because both blame each other for delays).

You can stay

Cappage 🥹

Honestly? Right across the 3rd row. LTTP, Chrono Trigger, FF3.

Healing is going alright, but I feel really gross and can't wait to get these splints out of my nose on Wednesday.

When Dungeons & Dragons completely packs Madison Square Garden!!! 😭❤️‍🔥

When a single billionaire can accumulate more money in 10 seconds than their employees make in one year, while workers struggle to meet the basic cost of rent and medicine, then yes, every billionaire really is a policy failure. Read our op-ed here ⤵️

Treating myself while resting #brothership #marioandluigi #lickitysplit #soup

I got my nose fixed today. My understanding is that everything went as planned. I am in a bunch of discomfort, but looking forward to being able to breathe normally. Feel free to ask any questions if interested! Public and dm both accepted.

Moderate Liberals three months ago: We do not need to compromise on Palestine to win over leftists and turn out the youth vote, the Liz Cheney block will more than make up for them Moderate Liberals today: Why aren’t leftists interested in working with me?

Here's a rare (for me) office tummy Tuesday

Anyone know of a balaclava type thing for people with beards that wear glasses? Asking for a friend that is actually myself.

Managed to get out of bed to finish an entire workout before work this morning. Can I go back to bed now?