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lol. Blood pressure in the normal range

Imagine driving a Cybertruck to a cafe in New York City

Elon Musk is one of the world’s reichest men

Six weeks into the new job and I’m grappling with the TLAs (three-letter acronyms). Despite having an online database containing 4,891 of them this one from a meeting yesterday was missing: “He hasn’t received the STD”😮 Yeah that’s what I thought too, but it’s “save the date”.

Not sure if this is Trump or Dutton, hard to tell the difference #TemuTrump

Tesla shares suffering range anxiety

The only thing better than dogs is more dogs

Since Marty Sheargold won’t be watching the #Matildas can he please follow through with his offer to drive a nail through the head of his peepee?

Look thanks, but I’m not planning on being here in the year of our Lord 4002AD

How long before Dutton starts wearing a bandage on his right ear? #TemuTrump

Huh sorry what SBS?

Anyone know where the States will get its maple syrup from? #trumptarrifs

In case you’re wondering why Australian private schools require more government funding it’s so they can host more more waiter-staffed champagne soirées