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red-cordial.bsky.social
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Since Marty Sheargold won’t be watching the #Matildas can he please follow through with his offer to drive a nail through the head of his peepee?

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Look thanks, but I’m not planning on being here in the year of our Lord 4002AD

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

How long before Dutton starts wearing a bandage on his right ear? #TemuTrump

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Huh sorry what SBS?

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone know where the States will get its maple syrup from? #trumptarrifs

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

In case you’re wondering why Australian private schools require more government funding it’s so they can host more more waiter-staffed champagne soirées

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

TIL donuts have arseholes

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Is there anything more useless than a LinkedIn notification?

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Sunday mornings be easy listening like

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Might nuke me some pizza

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Clearly two, think about where the shirt will sit. But it clearly needs @dieworkwear.bsky.social for a definitive decision

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Prediction: Marcus runs out of batting partners before he doubles his score #ausvsind

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Psst ABC, you got the wrong Macca: chng.it/nfjKPTQYby

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Just saw a product described as "marine aerospace protectant"... So, which one is it? Or maybe for capsules on splashdown?

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Hmm, mebbe it’s the other way around?

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Now playing: open.spotify.com/track/3thb7l... How come I only came to hear this recently? It's going on the band setlist

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

@worldbollardassoc.bsky.social look at these guys talking about “removing” a bollard!

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

That’s a shame about the Myer Christmas window opening being cancelled - Is it because it’s next to a school or hospital that’s being bombed?

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments