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it's moral cowardice to stop drinking hot coffee just because it is summer (also, we sell a specialty cold brew blend) t.co/wj1OuSJkoV

submitted 276 days ago • 0 comments

this is me if you even care

submitted 279 days ago • 0 comments

Ohhh yeah... Today is a No Social Media day.

submitted 284 days ago • 1 comment

BEANS.

submitted 289 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 308 days ago • 0 comments

🥰🥰🥰

submitted 325 days ago • 0 comments

biting my coworker when she gets too close to my freakin coffee

submitted 560 days ago • 1 comment

you can’t be prosecuted for crimes committed while under the influence of espresso

submitted 561 days ago • 0 comments

Today is a four coffee day. Caffeinated motivation.

submitted 584 days ago • 0 comments

i was just thinking about how we drink coffee but then, if we swallow it weird, we cough drinky

submitted 589 days ago • 1 comment

PROTIP: it’s not a crime if you’re under the influence of coffee when you do it

submitted 596 days ago • 0 comments

“I’m on the bean!”

submitted 596 days ago • 1 comment

Drank one pot of coffee and just put on a second so if you never hear from us again just know we died doing what we loved

submitted 596 days ago • 0 comments

For the record, we don’t think any of the whites at Cape Cod are decent, let alone great

submitted 596 days ago • 0 comments

Clout is an archaic term for loud clouds. People that chase it are just as heroic as people that drive into tornados or fly into hurricanes. Don’t shame them, thank them (for their service)🫡

submitted 596 days ago • 0 comments

LOGGING ON

submitted 596 days ago • 1 comment

get in losers, we’re going witch hunting

submitted 596 days ago • 0 comments

Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.

submitted 596 days ago • 0 comments

bRaNdS, jUsT LiKe HuMaNs

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Follow me, I look like this.

submitted 598 days ago • 0 comments

this picture of an Amtrak derailment in Florida is exactly what living in America feels like on a deep emotional level

submitted 598 days ago • 62 comments

I’ve never believed coffee can yank you out of a hangover until this morning. That double espresso spiked latte fucking kicked my ass back into the land of the living.

submitted 599 days ago • 0 comments

Time to bully a brand doing brand shit off this platform ⬇️

submitted 605 days ago • 1 comment