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Troy Carpenter: dad, cook, runner, thinker, aesthete, bon vivant. The old place was harmful to my health.

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No Kings except Chris Webber, Vlade Divac, and Peja Stojakovic.

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Damnit, so close. I’m ok with all of those other side effects but unfortunately I’m allergic to Jardiance.

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takes swig from hip flask filled with Nerds

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Me: that Oklahoma City defense sure is vaunted. The vaunted okc defense:

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Feeling nausaged? Have some sausage.

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Billy Corgan voice The world is your oyster

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Say it louder

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Clown Country

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Which is the textbook definition of a bribe. That this trump era has normalized such things that we were always cautioned against is so frustrating. Why is this acceptable to so many people?

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Wrote a little ode to Tyrese Haliburton and Pascal Siakam, two kindred oddities one win away from the NBA Finals. www.theringer.com/2025/05/28/n...

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Yes, bluesky, I too love my lesbian groundhog wife.

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ACAB includes the great mouse detective. Sorry to say

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trump speaking at the crypto dinner next to a lecturn with the presidential seal while his press secretary claims it was a personal event is just another one of those things i guess

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Pensacola is French for “I’m thinking about a cola.”

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Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I'd like to be a baby marmoset being gently groomed with a toothbrush

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Sensational #Pacers comeback tonight. As a pure expression of how their pace wears down and outlasts (or injures) opponents, does that single “stolen” win portend a short series?