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I’m here for the laughs, not for the drama. Space and mushrooms are legit and so is death metal. Believe it or not I have a BFA but If my interest & content seem all over the place that’s because I am as well. Thanks for visiting the beautiful madness.
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You can say u think that the Carnage movies are lame. U might not even like the comics but I think they kick ass. Also when I was an art teacher one of my most popular art projects was “Design Your Own Carnage Character” They loved it and I got such creative work from that assignment. Just pure fun!

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In honor of Pokemon day, the holiest day of the year, I’m doing this :3

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the Tim Robinson Totinos commercial was MY halftime show #byejazmo

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Snoop Dogg and Tom Brady in a commercial trying to solve the problem of hate.

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When was Cameron Diaz at her hottest? This might be an unpopular opinion, but to me,The Mask. Subsequently also when Jim Carrey was at his hottest as well. This could also be an unpopular opinion. I care not.

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What’s the point of swinging a spiked ball around if you don’t hit anybody with it? Am I watching Mulan? Maybe.

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"loaded fries" are upside down. put the wet "topping" on the bottom and then the fries on top so they stay crispy.

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What?!?

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I mean… I want this to be me on this beach, at this time of day. But alas, it is not. A beautiful fantasy but nothing more.

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Any new horror movie recommendations #horror #horrormovie #horrormovies

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Just found flat back earrings. I guess I’ve been asleep. 💤

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Photographer: Do you have a “good side”? Me: No, I’m bad from the inside out. 😈

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I’m sad to learn that my law school classmate, Kiah Duggins, died in the DC plane crash last night. Kiah was an exceptionally talented civil rights lawyer and aspiring legal scholar. I hope you’ll read about her work and the causes she cared about, some of which I’ll 🧵 below. What an immense loss

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Cheers, it’s Friday!

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Yes!

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How many times did Tom Brady say stud during the Eagles/Commanders game?

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Connie and Ted's, let me tell you, it’s a solid 10 out of 10. Just delicious in every way! Thanks @skiplock.bsky.social

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A disabled person might be “able” to do one thing on one day. Maybe they wanted to. Maybe they had no choice and had to. What it does not mean, is that they’re suddenly able to do it all the time, or that it’ll be “easier next time”. “Able” is repeatedly, reliably, and safely.

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Two of my faves and one of my favorite diners!

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😂💀😂 Truth speaker!

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See my world through stained glass colored glasses. Image TM

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Some of you peel your beer bottle labels. Up your game. Cheers, it’s Wednesday!

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I dare you to like this post…. No, I double dog dare you.

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Is this why I’m so hungry all the time?

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these folks out here in LA holding a CANDLE LIGHT VIGIL for those who just died by fire. People do NOT invite my murderer to my funeral!

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It’s fucked up that some of you are starting accounts on that Chinese social media place. For one, that website might steal your information. For another, it might be owned by a terrible person trying to undermine American democracy. For a third thing, the owner might keep lying about going to mars.

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That is a bold choice, NFL Network graphics person.

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I don't know how many of y'all are watching the migration of American TikTokers to RedNote, but it's the most fascinating thing I've EVER SEEN HAPPEN ONLINE. 🧵

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