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We have a phantom lift/elevator farter at work today who has struck twice and I'm not impressed. I'm just glad there was nobody waiting when I got out because *nobody* is going to believe the guy saying "It smelled like that when I got in".

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

It’s a depressing Teams meeting when the hottest person on the call is me. It’s a lot of new names today and I was hoping that very low bar would be cleared easily. ☹️

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Friendly Neighbourhood Bootblack PSA:

submitted 27 days ago • 12 comments

Go Birds! A Philly friend told me that's what gets said. This now concludes my sports posting for the year.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Friend messaging me about how he dictates his texts… Who’s all coming to the Mumble?

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

I’ll just pop this here…

submitted 29 days ago • 47 comments

If you’re a company that’s going to email me and use “RE:” in the subject when it’s not an actual reply to me then I am unsubscribing to you immediately. Get fucked with that shit.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

It's the gay viral hit, but now as a dance song complete with a new chorus (and University Challenge) :) #Slur www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG48...

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

When did you know? (it was without question the peeking chest hair and I've never stopped being a fan of it on a man)

submitted 37 days ago • 4 comments

Dexter is getting a lot of credit for spotting what is actually a massively obvious blob of blood on that box. It would be utter incompetence if he hadn't

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments