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Light hearted, mostly amusing. If you're MAGA, or like Elon, keep on walking. 0 tolerance/patience for fascists.
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It was so windy walking to the gym that I got blown into the liquor store.

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Where do bad rainbows go? To prism. It's a light sentence to give them time to reflect.

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No one: My cat at 3:55 am: I can run really fast right now

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Owning a dog is perfect for people who never want to eat a whole sandwich by themself ever again.

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ME: help i’m turning invisible ER DOC: take him to the ICU

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So funny.....

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How do farmers party? They turnip the beets.

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I happened to miss 2 of my mum's calls. I'm assuming the helicopter that just flew over my house is part of the search party.

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Hey….John Hinckley Jr, I bet Jodie Foster is no fan of donald trump. Wanna impress her? 🤷🏼‍♀️

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There was a piece of cake in the fridge with a note "Don't eat me!". Now there is an empty plate with a note "Don't tell me what to do!"

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Opinions don't change facts, but facts should change opinions. If you're rational. Ricky Gervais

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It’s cold out here for a duck

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Oh, so when a crow remembers when people wronged them and holds grudges, its "intelligent", and "really cool" , but when I do it, I'm "petty" and need to "let it go".

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FREEDOM

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Someone fighting on facebook Them: "Heather Johnson is a cheating crackhead" Me in the fb search bar: "Heather Johnson"

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A telemarketer asked to speak to who runs the house, so I passed the phone to my cat.

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

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Walking around in my underwear isn't weird. Folks in aisle 4 need to calm down.

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The Eagles will snub the White House visit. Go Birds 🦅

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People on X are calling for AOC's arrest for posting this.... so I am posting it everywhere!

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The last time I had any faith in the news was when it was with Huey Lewis.

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As a child I ate way too many rice crispies. As an adult all my body does is snap, crackle, and pop.

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"Why are you so worried now?" Because I paid attention in history class.

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It isn't very nice to call somebody stupid. What could you say instead ? Wisdom has been chasing you but apparently you have been faster.

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Feel free to share this.

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No one judges you harder than a pet watching you eat something with out sharing.

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The Pole Star Franz Johnston n.d.

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Nobody wants to impress Jodie Foster anymore...sigh

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Biologists have crossed a watermelon with cauliflower. People who eat it get a sense of meloncauli.

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I've walked the walk and talked the talk, at this point, I'm going to sit the sit.

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Canada’s current emotional state….

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You know you're getting old when your vehicle's heated seat is no longer used to keep you warm, but for back pain.

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Let your weird light shine bright so the other weirdos know where to find you.

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Took the kids to the zoo last week. Going back today to see how they settled in.

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Still a few smart people around

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