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The Calcutta Cup will be close today. It's all about whether Scotland can work out how to overcome England's tactics (having 10 players on van der Merwe)

How is a footballer called CJ Egan-Riley from Manchester and not, like, Dallas?

This week I learned you can sing Tiddler to the tune of the Addams Family.

In a proper timeline we'd be excitedly anticipating the start of the 26th Techno Games.

Dominic Dale is a fantastic studio pundit, it really suits him. Much less prone to cliche than most. #snooker

My eldest has just had his first Valentine's date... they grow up so fast *wipes tear from eye*

Biggest spree of robberies since Bonnie and Clyde

Was carrying out all this research to create a graph that essentially catalogues human misery, confirms Atlético are cursed and somehow still includes a punchline about Spurs worthwhile? I'd hope so

#Civ7 release day!

Had a dream that in a queue for a very popular sandwich shop I met Bill Clinton, George Bush and Andy Townsend. The big three.

"Hi-ho, Aston Villa"? Come off it

Duhan van der Merwe has just scored the rugby try equivalent of that slam dunk Michael Jordan does at the end of Space Jam #sixnations #scoire

Joseph Kellogg: this is the last thing I wanted to happen

Mr Vegas Paterson, as I live and breathe #swfc

Kulusevski doesn't have the face of a skillful attacking midfielder, he has the face of a centre back, or a Russian striker who is prolific in domestic competition but scores 1 in 30 when he moves to a mid-table team.

FFS. Looks like that's the end of me being able to watch #snooker on Eurosport. No way am I paying for a load of shite combat sports

Uncomfortable reading for you, maybe.

This is one of two milk articles the Guardian has posted on here this morning... why is everyone so angry about milk now?

I have no idea what constitutes a forward pass in rugby these days. It was like a shot in netball.

Devastated to find that I can't find a video for Hall-of-Famer flash game Atomic Badger Racing. Been singing the song from it all day.

Tsk

People who have black coffee:

Very nicely written final paragraph in this Big Issue article

"Great chieftain o' the pudding race" is unironically my favourite line of poetry. #BurnsNight

Yeah this has wrecked the game for two players. #TheTraitors

Jesus. Twister in Donegal right now.

I do strongly dislike the seer twist. It's overpowered, I think it's made the ending predictable now and it feels pretty unfair on Charlotte who has played a blinding game from start to finish. #thetraitors

Surely surely surely the other three will banish both Charlotte and Frankie tomorrow? There will be doubt, they don't know who is telling the truth. #TheTraitors

[late last night, trying to get to sleep] My brain: why did they call him Jazatha Christie when Jazzica Fletcher was right there? #TheTraitors

The GOAT #thetraitors