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redstar.bsky.social
i grow peppers, make hot sauce, and say dumb shit. follow if you're into that kind of sick and twisted content.
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can't cover your shift bro i'm busy fighting my nemesis

submitted 4 days ago • 14 comments

i love to see people tweet that they're leaving twitter for bluesky, and then after like a month they head back to twitter with a laundry list of complaints that all boil down to "bluesky isn't toxic enough"

submitted 6 days ago • 91 comments

me when im taking a drunken shit in the dark at 3am tearfully looking up through my leaky skylight like the rat from american tale

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

explaining the year 2025 to the first guy i see after arriving in 1985: ...yeah and in the future if you wanna smoke weed you can just push the button on this apparatus 1985 guy: wait back up what was that about the coup? me: *coughing my lungs out for a solid 90sec after hitting a blinker* what?

submitted 8 days ago • 17 comments

when something good happens to me it feels like when people give a dog McDonald’s before they put it down

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

The Cybertruck is so cool! Here's a diagram of where the cameras are, for educational purposes. You should get one!

submitted 12 days ago • 17 comments

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

submitted 12 days ago • 1064 comments

definitely the latter because i think getting strangled by my best friend would fix me

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

medically induced oxford comma would fix me

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

uplift the hrt users in my community in exchange for their continued happiness. call that a transaction. is that anything? sorry it's still winter and i'm not growing any peppers right now.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

were having fun with the luigi thing

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Live skeeting the next batch of hot sauce. "Slonk Sauce (Stupid Style)" was a hit. Need a new name for this batch. Mulling over something with "Deny, Defend, Depose" in it but I'm open to suggestions!

submitted 85 days ago • 11 comments

*hank hill voice* this isn't a tractor pull it's a got dang farms race

submitted 96 days ago • 3 comments

hey it's working

submitted 99 days ago • 51 comments

who ever said art theft was bad was an idiot. it is morally correct to rip green screens from the youtube channels posting ai slop and trump/musk glazing.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments