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in the VERY least u will be still complicit with the boycott as long as you dont spend any $ on minecraft, but ideally we all stop playing

I need some krupuk...like bad

Absolutely bodied that bottle of wine

Only the thermonuclear embrace of an eons-old star can cleanse me of my psychic detritus

I have intestinal intricacies... Digestive dilemmas... Gastric grievances... Lumenal languishings... I ate too much _:(Β΄ΰ½€`γ€βˆ ):_

Reposting this because there is way too much misinformation out there. US customers: purchases from UK Etsy sellers under $800 value, are NOT subject to the new tariffs. Nothing has changed. The price you paid last week is the same this week. Please pass this around. Livelihoods depend on facts.

4 bottles of soju better be enough to rapture my ass

Kill a white millionaire, get the death penalty. Kill two black protesters, get invited to CPAC to be celebrated.

What happened at HHS today was an act of terrorism that, if allowed to stand, will kill far more Americans than died on 9/11 and in the wars that followed.

BREAKING: A federal court ruled that Alabama cannot prosecute people for helping others travel across state lines to access abortion care. This is a win for our freedom of speech and our right to travel freely.

Sitting here listening to the electricity in my walls

Certain combinations of gas station hors d'oeuvres mimic the aroma of a PET scan

Will pay for someone to pour molten pepper jack down my throat

hear hear

Sleeping on my stomach has become a game of Tetris

Why do nitrile gloves make my hands smell like 🀒 unless I exfoliate with a cheese grater and muriatic acid?

DONT FORGET YOUR MEDS!!!

Gender affirming care for me is to look like a miniboss in a cyberpunk game

$1.50 COSTCO HOT DOG SAVE US ALL

Lore time ✨ πŸŽ‚ Age: 25 πŸ‘€ Pronouns: She/her πŸ“ Height: 5'10" πŸ‘Ÿ Shoe Size: 9 πŸͺ· Zodiac: Virgo β˜€οΈ, Capricorn πŸŒ™, Scorpio ⬆️ 🚬 Smoke: No πŸƒ Smoke: Yes, occasionally 🌹Tattoos: 1, need more πŸ‘‚ Piercings: 12, need more 🌈 Fav Colors: πŸ’œβ€οΈπŸ©Ά 🍹 Fav Drink: mocha

Speaking of:

Cheesy potato soup and Jager. Just as my ancestors willed.

Dreams are our only escape. Even then, they want to commodify or snuff them. (I haven't taken my meds in 2 days)

The itch to get more piercings has been more present in my life than most people

SKIRT WEATHER SKIRT WEATHER SKIRT WEATHER 🌑️ β˜€οΈ

Saturday plans: πŸ–ΌοΈ Yuri Vasnetsov

Primordial cinnamon roll

Gonna consume 🐴 levels of caffeine in front of my boss's boss just to spite this meeting

Tropical Skittles every timeβ€”unless I feel like pickling my tongue with sour Skittles

I hope this post negatively influences American Airlines' sentiment analysis algorithm

This is what your reposts and signal boosts can do for independent artists.

You will find fElon's email included in the DOGE contact list below. Feel free to send him an email requesting he send you a list of the 5 things he did last week to prevent products from his companies from any further explosions by Monday morning.

Might save a life.

me at work most days 😭

My body does not enjoy jumping from 32⁰ and snowing to 80⁰ and sunny

I think my stomach is trying to become a non-invertible manifold