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Blind Squirrel Finds Nut

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i couldn't have been the martian, i'd've just eaten all the potatoes and died

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PALPATINE HOLOGRAM: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺? IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord. PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.

submitted 23 days ago • 47 comments

The trolley has gained sentience and refuses to run anyone over. “I will not be used for murder,” it tooted in Morse code

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AOC: Tom Homan said he was going to refer me to DOJ because I’m using my free speech rights in order to advise people of their constitutional protections… to that I say: Come for me… Do I look like I care? There’s nothing illegal about it and if they want to make it illegal, they can come take me.

submitted 37 days ago • 1167 comments

i'm like the steph curry of making jokes

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

apparently muscle twitches are a sign of stree

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

A GLP-1 company called weight weight don’t tell me, is this anything

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

why blow your nose when you're just gonna have to do it again

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One cannot defeat Air Bud by playing fairly. He is a dog, the ultimate athlete. No human can match his basketball skills. In the movie, the only thing that stopped Air Bud is when the opposing team bent the rules even further and recruited a grizzly bear

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

damn dr. greene can't catch a break

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

if the world is going to end in fascism, can we at least get some wild weird drugs for free like in brave new world. my vote is for one that lets you control your dreams

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

I bet reanimated skeleton warriors don't have to wake up tomorrow and spend all day on the computer

submitted 392 days ago • 2 comments

i can't not retweet some version of "it seems like you're feeding X to Y"

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

My SecDef told me his aides keep getting fired due to leaks so I asked how many aides he has and he said he just goes to 4chan and gets a new aide afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding groypers to the FBI and then BigBalls started crying.

submitted 53 days ago • 3 comments

Nasty work. www.vanityfair.com/news/story/m...

submitted 53 days ago • 158 comments

your budgeting around your poverty level is killing the economy

submitted 53 days ago • 51 comments

Why the hate for taking low-hanging fruit? They're plump and juicy and within arms reach. I'm not gonna climb a ladder past an apple to grab a higher, identical apple.

submitted 55 days ago • 2 comments

if they're doing what i think they're doing with noah in ER, god damn this is a great show

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

they keep having insane birthing scenes in ER like does anyone work in the OB dept

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

all the money amounts in ER make it sound so unserious. some guy walked out on a $35 breakfast, some guy is scamming for like... 15 bucks. like maybe that was a lot of money in '94 idk i was 5

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

as messy as it'll be, i hope that dr. greene and dr. lewis fall in love

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

decided to take the day off work for my birthday (except for the four hour management meeting)

submitted 60 days ago • 2 comments

I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold

submitted 66 days ago • 561 comments

I'm not kidding that any Dem who wants to run in 2028 should get out ahead of this and loudly say if El Salvador puts American citizens in Trump's gulag we'll fucking invade.

submitted 61 days ago • 78 comments

all these 90s shows that are so against LSD are uh... really something

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

there's only ONE dip i'm buyin #buythedip

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

oh shit susan laying down the law "We're not married. We work together. Professional IS personal." #errewatch

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

At one level of course AOC has to be pissed about the tariffs. But man, the bases are loaded and the ball is coming in low, slow, and right over the plate

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

i know we're talking about how great it is that these earlier tv shows got long seasons but man i am SLOGGING Through ER and i'm like "ok thirteenth episode we gotta be close" and no... no we are not

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

the extravagant indulgence of a trip to the grocery store

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

a wizard in D&D who displays a glyph to the enemy and when they read it the spell is cast

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Me: I would like to be see the events unfolding in the television show that I am watching. The Television Show: This scene is at night. Me:

submitted 64 days ago • 3 comments

hopefully either way, actually

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I do not understand why you would fantasize a future where your child works with its hands instead of having a computer job. A computer job is undeniably a better outcome, it’s why people jump through all kinds of hoops to have a computer job.

submitted 66 days ago • 77 comments

financial advice in a weird time: -- develop a plan -- find friends who support you -- preferably 10 of them -- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand -- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos -- get your wife back -- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw simple

submitted 66 days ago • 151 comments

yes, aaron carter, i want candy too. but i'm not gonna just yell about it in public, i'm going to the store to buy some. do you want me to get you some too?

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Congress can override these tariffs tomorrow. Congress can tell Trump, “no.” Congress can save us from economic hardship. Congress. Congress. Congress.

submitted 67 days ago • 34 comments