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ok real talk. the secret ingredient is never "cream cheese." that's not a secret. that's just an ingredient

earl grey is just orange peel tea open your eyes people

i'm house but instead of pills it's like... chicken salad wraps

2016 warriors; cold water at 3 AM; house md season 2

What if Democrats stopped saying "he's just gonna do it" about things, stopped saying "THEY are the ones in power" and start saying "We are going to stop this." Even if they don't know how yet, what if they just started saying that so they'd feel a little more accountable about having to?

there's never a point where things get bad enough that it makes sense to give in to despair instead of picking up a shovel

gravedigger of american democracy. a more malign influence than john c calhoun.

the gray states will not be joining us in our secession to canada

Hochul is really leaning into this, good for her. Any savvy Democrat should realize what their base wants right now

I forgot about the fate that awaits all tyrants bro

There is no specific Constitutional prohibition against allowing a Russian dictator to massacre Ukrainian civilians. So it’s hard to see why liberals are so upset about what Trump is doing right now by Jonathan Turley

Hi Bill, you could have actually done something to reduce the exponential growth in vaccine-preventable disease outbreaks in the US in recent years. Instead you confirmed RFK Jr. Just to spell it out: that will have the literal opposite effect. Was selling your soul worth it?

Pundit: The post office has to cut back to delivering just 3 times a week. We can’t afford to do things the way we have for decades with no problem. I believe the world should and must get worse in a thousand small ways

This is an incredibly warped perspective—like saying Dr Mengele is the only bright spot in your regretted vote for the Nazi government, to my ears—and I have a hard time thinking it has broader implications for politics.

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

more and more these days, I find myself thinking that you can accept the discipline of your political goals or you can accept the discipline of your resentments.

I understand why some Americans are so desperate for Trump voters to turn on him that they're willing to welcome them back with open arms, but I haven't yet seen anyone actually say how that looks or what they think that'll accomplish.

Does this qualify as an emergency yet or should we check the polling in swing districts first

Crow Friend being serious. #birds #crows #corvids

old playbook isn’t working. new idea: let’s use the old playbook.

I'll comment. This was all obvious from the campaign, and you guys are fucking morons

this remains a massive problem. a month of rampant law breaking and the constitution in abeyance and still no sign party leadership cares about anything but positioning themselves for the midterms

My online therapist says the age of personal growth is over and the time of the orc has come

if journalism is supposed to be one of the institutions that safeguards a free society then journalists should be opponents of autocratic takeovers, brian.

they should have let hugh laurie sing on that musical episode in his accent it would have sounded a lot better

hit me with that rfk CROAK

May Kier extend his blessings to the coworker who told me #Severance actually comes out at 8PM on Thursdays and not Friday

sometimes it feels like a hershey's kiss is the exact same chocolate as a hershey's bar, just in a different shape

Allegory alert!

ok but like, how are we getting any work done. i'm trying to tippy tap away at my silly little keyboard but every fifteen minutes or so the new stupidest thing anyone's ever done happens.

You're nuts if you're questioning the wisdom and leadership of the Democratic Party right now. They're not the problem. The problem is the voters. What we need to do is replace 300 million voters

fascism is the kicking in of a rotted door, and the dem party has been committed for the last 15 years to insisting that the door we can all see is rotten and falling off the hinges is actually fine and good and maybe the best door in the world

I say we assemble a big group of villagers, grab some sticks, and chase this guy back into the mountains

sometimes when i don't know what to say in therapy i just get louder and more insistent

If we’re renaming bodies of water based on petty grievances, I propose that this be renamed the Kendrick Lamar passage.

Bluesky

There's an awful lot going on, but I don't want people to lose track of why axing the Archivist of the United States is not great, either: www.linkedin.com/pulse/we-sho...

elon is reclaiming the word "geek" for the drug-users

"Débranche-moi, mec. Débranche-moi."

Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me

whenever i get high i start thinking about running a D&D campaign again

i am going to put a finer point on this: executive orders are not laws. and they certainly are not royal decrees. they are interpretations of existing law for the purposes of enforcement. the fact that so many people are treating them as laws is actually driving me a bit insane.

time to listen to my bedtime playlist, a 10 hour youtube video of the "skeet skeet" portion from get low

If there’s one thing my family can be relied upon to do, it’s loudly and obnoxiously guess what superbowl commercials are about

Why the fuck would we make a live action how to train your dragon? Taxes??