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reetskeeter.bsky.social
I'm just here for the food.
785 posts 223 followers 154 following
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just found out the usa is actually a real place and im so fucking mad

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

lookin at a weird guy on the street bein like oh yeah, they definitely play space station 13

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

why do they call it invalid handle when you of un the valid handle of re validate the handle

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

getting my dick sucked by a cyborg law enforcement officer call that roboslop

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

who said you could follow me

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

oh no david lunch

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

did kamala save us

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

oh no i logged on your fucked now

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

i never shitpost im always sincere your all just dicks

submitted 170 days ago • 0 comments

i got an invite. what like it was hard?

submitted 173 days ago • 0 comments

patti, the bitch, wont give me her fucking pancreas

submitted 173 days ago • 0 comments

u shidded and farded i skeeted we are not the same

submitted 173 days ago • 0 comments

doug fell in the dogshit heap again. he knows its there, hes just a filthy filthy man

submitted 173 days ago • 0 comments

told my wife im a bluesky elder but she just keeps asking me where our mortgage money went some people just have no respect for their elders

submitted 173 days ago • 0 comments

ah yes but consider that im just a lil guy

submitted 173 days ago • 0 comments

um actually the first amendment gives me the right to shit your pants

submitted 173 days ago • 0 comments

at 200 followers ill post dougs nudes

submitted 173 days ago • 0 comments

my clock is tickin and the cock's slim pickins

submitted 173 days ago • 0 comments

hell yeah first 1% i aced this test

submitted 174 days ago • 0 comments

doug won't let me ride him any more what did i do

submitted 286 days ago • 0 comments

#skeetingmysheets

submitted 374 days ago • 0 comments

mussy (mulder bussy)

submitted 381 days ago • 0 comments

i remember being in a space talking to some “entrepreneurs” who believed they could sell bsky invites for a small fortune because everyone would want to be the first on the new platform. i was here pretty early and i can tell you it’s not worth that much. this account was free.

submitted 395 days ago • 0 comments

i am the second coming of christ. you have every right to feel disappointed. dad wouldn’t let me wear the swaggy robes any more.

submitted 395 days ago • 0 comments

i cant be observed i refuse

submitted 403 days ago • 0 comments

no i shat YOUR trousers. check if you dont believe me.

submitted 406 days ago • 0 comments

remember when that creepy emo guy fucked his cat? we have lived through wild times

submitted 421 days ago • 0 comments

started the new year with a new dick you gotta treat yourself sometimes

submitted 422 days ago • 0 comments

damn we really do gotta moogie moogie move on this one huh

submitted 436 days ago • 0 comments

you can call me doctor cos i have a phd panic hide decay

submitted 436 days ago • 0 comments

alright i admit it i fucked your mom but in my defense she used to be my dad so it balances out

submitted 443 days ago • 0 comments

wait how does a butterfly even skeet smdh immersion ruined

submitted 443 days ago • 0 comments

yes im circumcized BUT i made an nft of my foreskin so i still technically own it i just dont have to worry about excess smegma the future is amazing

submitted 445 days ago • 0 comments

dont worry i found my bussy it was in your bussy

submitted 446 days ago • 0 comments

alright, enough playing around. who stole my bussy?

submitted 449 days ago • 0 comments

babe are you okay? you’ve barely touched your last shred of hope and positivity

submitted 452 days ago • 0 comments

okay, whos in my ass?

submitted 456 days ago • 0 comments

favorite pics of myself this year

submitted 457 days ago • 0 comments

spent the whole morning furiously looking up why and how americans consider stroopwafel a cookie and it turns out the whole internet is really confused about what baking even is. you fry a stroopwafel in a waffle iron you sillies, it ain’t no cookie.

submitted 458 days ago • 0 comments

just saw an outlet unironically cite Hard Drive as if it was being serious and i think i need to sit down

submitted 459 days ago • 0 comments

british people have the nerve to tell americans they have shit cheese game when im pretty sure the only cheese they have is nob cheese.

submitted 468 days ago • 0 comments

so is the ai head tilt like a thing or?

submitted 468 days ago • 0 comments

referring to my unsightly and upsetting cock as "skin godzilla"

submitted 470 days ago • 0 comments

log on see someone who wants to put porn on kids tv in the name of “free speech” log off

submitted 471 days ago • 0 comments