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Guy who keeps feeding cash into a Coke machine because he'll only drink from a can that says "Bro" or "Dude" and luck isn't on his side

It’s good practice to follow one account on social media who openly reposts porn. Not just so you can get off or anything. It keeps you on your toes so you’re not getting distracted or complacent at work.

To celebrate Kenshi Yonezu's double A-side CD release of Plazma (Gundam GQuuuuuuX) & Bow and Arrow (Medalist), Medalist author Tsurumaikada shared this wonderful illustration ✨

GreatIngs, you sick gfreak. We are the hacker group thjat's taken over your webcam and weve seen ALL your browser history. To be frank, we assumed you'd jerk off at some point.., our bad. if you want to be blackmailed in the future please keep us in mind.

Elder Scrolls VI's announcement is currently slightly over the halfway point of 13 years, the time it took Tsukihime Remake to release after its official announcement.

This is how. Greta Thunberg spits fire and gives you the only media training you may ever need.

obsessed with @giantrobotfm.bsky.social comparing Challia to Estraven on S6S, promptly followed by today's GQux revelation that Challia survived an imperial expedition gone wrong only to return to find said empire embroiled in a war that had already killed half of humanity, all of which is to say

thinkin of this tweet for no particular reason

Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

i love when the reginlaze julia is justfucking standing there

I do wonder what it costs financially to have an army occupying Los Angeles and why I keep being told the government doesn't have enough money to pay for public schools to buy supplies for their teachers

My boss Blake thinks he’s in control of the six other mercenaries he’s fused with in order to take on that rebellious twink, but my dude keeps using the “We” pronoun now in his battle cries. Buddy, you aren’t the Chad or leader of your friend group. You are now legion.

oh it gets even funnier/better the author of FFT himself saw the memes and said, "damn, that sounds like me, wish I had actually written it into the game"

Dealing with violations of trash disposal etiquette🗑️ ポイ捨てはこうですっ☆

The end and the new beginning (original character & concept)

is art i draw am excited for everyone to play deltarune!!

I couldn't imagine the hype for GQuuuuuuX being even 10% the same if it was hypothetically all dropped at once on Netflix. Week to week anguish is how it should always be done.

One of favorites from last year. Painted after one of Arthur Rackham's illustrations for 'A Midsummer Night's Dream'.

"HE'S GETTING AWAY!! AH-HYUCK!!"

NT-1 #GQuuuuuuX #Gundam

This rules for a lot of reasons, but especially because it dispels the myths that A.) old games were never political and B.) games like this are just stories, they aren't "about" anything. Should serve as a reminder to anyone writing about games why we should be close reading 'em.

Create a machine to Thrash Your own Ass Elegant Lively Cute Hot Cool Gun’s Your machine sucks ass. Is that ok? YES ❤️NO

outta the car fellas

Ah, time to sit around for a few hours in weird dread because I agreed to be somewhere later People that don't experience this: Do you have any idea how blessed you are? lol

And I said "No Mom! I'm not using it for lascivious purposes or to clean out someplace weird, I'm okay, I just like Pepsi!"

Loss is funny not because a miscarriage is inherently humorous, it's because Tim Buckley used his setup-talk-talk-punchline format for it. It's like if you were watching a road runner cartoon and right before Wile E ran into the painted tunnel he stopped and told the audience he had prostate cancer

might as well put this classic here. kliff undersn explores gender #GUILTYGEAR #ギルティギア

“Look, doll, if it were up to me, you could keep the money. No problem. But you and me? We’re nobodies. Nobodies who got no say in how the world runs.” Jorffy paused and looked down at his feet. “But Mom’s got that kind of power…and she’s real unhappy with you. REAL unhappy.”

2020 July 02, ToastCrust@Twitter quoting a JP tweet: thinking about this very good tweet Friend: why's fgo make so much money Me: ever see terminator 2? F: yea M: know when arnold does the thumbs up F: yea M: A tearful parting F: yea M: and then the "Arnold Pick Up Gacha" gets released F: I'd pull

boy, the product placement ads in GQuuuuuuX are really intrusive

Grasscutter #sketchbook #jlmart

You won't be the only one fighting

still insane to me how the press really treated basically all 2D gaming as worthless on that generation of consoles to the point where their eyes basically stopped working. "oh yeah they could've done RayForce on SNES" that's straight-up the crack talking man

"I cannot place the emotion on display, but this gives me the impression that this is a photo that was taken moments before disaster." - @draggro.bsky.social