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Elon's rockets explode. His cars spontaneously combust. His stock price is getting torched. And today his social media platform is an unmitigated dumpster fire! Clearly, he should be running our federal government.

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Lies, lies, lies!

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Trump cries, "NO MASKS," behind orange clown makeup.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Trump and Vance weren't solely berating Zelenskyy. They were shouting in denial of reality.

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There's no way this Keanu Reeves account that just followed me is fake, right? Right?!

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The name clearly gives it away. It's a cheese!

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

The only king I acknowledge sells Whoppers.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

When you're behind someone who drives slower than your slow ass can run! 🫤

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

How's your constitutional crisis going?

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

After tonight, Drake's gonna go full MAGA.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

This Super Bowl, I photobombed my wife.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Per my sources among the rabble, it seems this Mahomes fellow is quite smashing at achieving touchgoals.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

I get followed by a "hilarious" amount of sexbots.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

BIGBALLS? DOUBTFUL!

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Harrumph!

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

They say broligarchy. I say assholestocracy.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Apocalypse movies ain't got nothing on our current timeline! 😕

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

What's JD Vance up to these days? Just sitting over at the Naval Observatory color-sorting sticky notes?

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Send him to Mars already!

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

What are we gonna do when Elon and his band of YA, wannabe broligarchs try to blockchain our elections?!

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

They call it late-stage capitalist plutocracy. I call it icky!

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