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i dont think any of these White Lotus people even CARE about finding and protecting the Avatar

Elon Musk and his 19-year-olds have now disrupted the approval of medical devices that save lives. Every member of Congress bears a responsibility to stop this right now.

The AP was banned from the event but the French press corps conspired to get a US AP reporter inside and insisted she be allowed to ask her question.

WASHINGTON (AP) — 21 civil service employees are resigning from Elon Musk’s DOGE, refusing to “dismantle critical public services.”

YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown you can SEE HIM he is playing in town you should go and have a good time

dunno why we are debating elon musk's intelligence when we all fucking saw him play elden ring with two shields and flasks removed from quick pouch

As promised, here are the slides I shared with students to convince them to NOT use chatGPT and other artificial stupidity. TL;DR? AI is evil, unsustainable and stupid, and I'd much rather they use their own brains, make their own mistakes, and actually learn something. 🪄

Of the Chiefs of Staff, vice chiefs of staff, and judge advocates general of the three branches, Trump fired all the women and Black people.

70 year old Senator Tommy Tuberville can’t think of the word “triangle”

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📢 “He’s trying to steal Medicaid to enrich himself. He’s gutting NASA to line his pockets with SpaceX. He’s looting everything good in America for private profit.” - @aoc.bsky.social at today’s #SaveOurServices NYC rally. The fight isn’t over. Join us: go.savepublicservices.com

I was alive when Barack Obama had 45% approval ratings. The MSM treated that as NO MANDATE for anything.

Whenever Mario uses the Blue Shell power-up in New Super Mario Bros., his body retreats into the shell. To accomplish this, his model is deformed severely. Below is a look at Mario's state within the shell.

"Democrats have lost recently not because of an excess of wokeness but because of a failure to get excessive *enough* — to fight like these efforts, like the fate of all Americans, are linked." always read Rebecca Traister

Favorite paragraph from this:

The Trump official currently dismantling USAID was caught in a secret meeting with a group of pro-Russian separatists in the Balkans. Those he met with are under American sanctions for trying to restart the Bosnian war in the name of Christian nationalism. 1/

Dear Democratic Party: why are you not screaming this from every rooftop? Why are you not holding press conferences with these poor fired people - putting a face on what the richest man is destroying?

(A) jfc (B) do we think this program was canceled because it has the word "transition" in the name or

The CFPB has returned $21 BILLION to consumers. It’s the reason your overdraft fees aren’t 7x the amount. They go after the shitty customer service you love to complain about online and get you refunds. Killing the agency is taking money out of your pocket.

Why does nobody on TV ever get spam notifications on their phones

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

This might be the most nakedly corrupt document I’ve seen on DOJ letterhead — and I wrote a history of Watergate!

Pretty cool there are congresspeople in office for decades who you had no idea existed until you see them stroking out in public

Yes thank you @judysquirrels.bsky.social

THEY'RE FLYING OVER A DOMED STADIUM

My top Super Bowl memory is when Musk tweeted “Go Eagles” in 2023 from the game and then deleted it after a similar tweet from Biden got more engagement. Then he flew to Twitter HQ and demanded his workers find out why his posts were doing poorly, starting a multi-day fact finding mission.

KEEP CALLING YOUR REPS

Eating dry Frosted Mini Wheats by the fistful is a normal thing to do, right

Masterful gambit, Joe

the first good post i think i've ever seen from a democratic committee account

If there’s one truly American attitude it is fuck you, I wont do what you tell me and we must tap into it as never before

Elon Musk claims to have "deleted" the office in the IRS which has enabled people to file their tax returns electronically, simply, and for free.

I'm glad that America is doing real classic end of empire stuff. A king who is visibly losing his mind declaring a war based on a dream he had. Greedy courtiers feuding over access to the treasury. Some looks are timeless.

I think about this post a lot

I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.

This is why Trump has FCC going after NPR: Today NPR published an report that Jan 6 terrorists Trump pardoned and many had prior convictions for crimes including rape, sexual abuse of a minor, domestic violence, manslaughter, child sexual abuse material and drug trafficking. whyy.org/articles/don...

i think it is important to say that the open and explicit racism of the president and the vice president isn’t just uncouth or “controversial” but a direct attack on tens of millions of americans and a dereliction of their duty to represent the entire country

Just a reminder that you can also fax your Senators for free, if you really wanna annoy them faxzero.com/fax_senate.php

Intelligence officials are starting to leak to me now too. Here’s a memo Defense Intelligence Agency personnel received instructing them to suspend observances including: - Holocaust Remembrance Day - MLK Day - Juneteenth

remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards

is this anything

Trump admin's memo to federal workers today vs. Elon Musk's memo to Twitter employees before laying off 80% of staff. More on how Musk's fingerprints are all over this: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trump-buyo...

Trump admin memo sent to federal officials offering “Fork in the Road” (actual words used) decision between deferred resignation or remaining on despite possibility of termination later. Document provided to me by U.S. official

I love when people say stuff like "the biopic about this administration is going to be SCATHING" brother at this rate the biopic is going to be called "The Great Patriot: Rise Of A Ruler" and they'll make our kids watch it in school

Would love to understand why every Democrat is not out there every second of the day explaining in plain English that Donald Trump has declared war on cancer patients.

Corporations are becoming more powerful than nation states, U.S. intelligence admits