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My whole personality for the upcoming life will be Rude Tales of Magic, The Locked Tomb, and Baldur's Gate 3. I would apologize, but it feels hollow when it won't change.
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I had one of the best drafts I think I have ever had with #MTGAetherdrift ! 7/1! Pack 1 Pick 1: March of the World Ooze Pack 2 Pick 1: another March of the World Ooze Pack 3 Pick 1: Sub-Sunen, Luxa Embodied

Happy ten years to this bad boy.

I've watched this video maybe 20 times in the last day

Boston Market recently changed their name to Boston MARKET, a move that increased their market capitalization by 500%

When I ask my cats how they got to be the sweetest little babies in the world and they just stare back at me

You should go for it

I ⚪️ am straight ⚪️ am gay 🔘 hated her ... SO ... MUCH ... the f-feeling ... FLAMES. ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE. Breathl- heavi- HEAVING breaths

Happy New Year. This morning, I unwittingly interrupted a very serious conversation in a group chat with the Wikipedia page for a drug dealer named “Bum Farto.”

Like Pokémon I must collect all social media

the frenzy over the hunter biden pardon is a good reminder that the press knows how to make something a scandal and has decided that nothing trump does is truly deserving of that treatment

Found this random screencap of Big Bird looking like he's about to address the allegations.

Posting without further context

for years scholars wondered how many toddlers you can run over with tanks before your country is considered "Bad" . probably about 4 million

remember, folks, posting is not that serious. it really isn't. it's not activism exclusively posting about things that upset you will slowly surround you with undiluted negativity that'll make you miserable regardless of how ethical your social media is. be silly with friends, make art, have fun

To gift myself some daily Christmas cheer, I got the Keurig 24 Cups of Cheer advent calendar since I am known to review k-cups in a friend group Discord. I direly need something to look forward to until the holidays are over and everyone seems to enjoy the reviews. So I'm spreading to the cheer to u

I'm here to bring mundane and wholesome content to the internet in the form of k-cup reviews. Mostly.

JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going

nobody does more brutal fashion reviews than the irish

doctor: ma'am i'm afraid we can't save your husband. the groove spread from his blood stream. groove is in the heart. wife: [sobbing] dig

To be fair she does look like a chicken.

Woman Who Had Abortion Shares How She Regrets Not Stopping For M&M McFlurry Afterwards

Love y'all and please just be yourself and do what feels right, but just in case: Y'don't have to say "unalive" on here. Or any other shadowban-evading euphemisms. You can say "dead/died." It's OK.

The Dilbert Project. kalebhorton.ghost.io/the-d-lbert-...

Hello all: It is with a heavy heart that I remove my Starter Pack of "Trustworthy Mesopotamian Copper Ingot Merchants Within the City-State of Ur." I have been informed about some pretty unfortunate oversights on my part and ultimately platformed some creators who should not have been platformed.

“Waaah the movie is challenging” all you have to do is look at it. There’s not a single movie in the world as challenging as Castlevania for the Nintendo Entertainment System

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Aww, you guys!! Thanks so much for all the wonderful birthday wishes. And special thanks to the great Stan Kelly for gifting me with my very own Kelly cartoon!

the universe is giving you an opportunity to vote against a guy who admires hitler and call me a shitlib or whatever i think you should take it www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

nice tip for the new bsky users : don't forget to follow artists named Chloé, it's super important here & people often don't know about it

Still posting my "comic o'web" over at swanboy.com

Bought my wife some socks and now Macys emails are indistinguishable from my high school bully

you may know of a murder of crows, a pod of whales, a string of horses, and the like - but did you know that the collective noun for tens of thousands of dead palestinians is a "complexity" or a "nuanced issue" ? language is so zany! my latest in vox

please note: today is bi visibility day so it is ILLEGAL to not preorder us.macmillan.com/books/978125...

Hey bsky, if you get me to 20k before the week is over, I will draw one of the poses in this thread with Tasky real good. You can even suggest your own. Come on, it's just like, a >100 people short, you got this. 💀

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #533,910!