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I just want to make jokes about stupid stuff all day and I will play “Yes, and” and “No, but” in replies. I just want to make dumb jokes and I know they’re dumb.

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What part of the chicken is this #RockyChicken ?? Not mad, just curious. Kitchen sheers for scale.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Now when I want a treat I make a smoothie out of frozen strawberries, blueberries, peaches and pineapples and it takes time away from wishing it was a milkshake if ever so briefly

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Can I be the first to suggest that in the near future when we start seeing America’s nuclear weapons being lost and stolen right under our noses that we call them “Trump Oopsie(s)” instead of “Broken Arrow(s)”?

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

My cat and his butthole on top of my gaming PC

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

#PixelmatorPro bought by Apple.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Now that we know (if we trust the biographer) isn’t this story around “poppers” and Peter Sellers “series” of heart attacks m the first thing you read when you go to poppers-the-drug.org or wherever you go for information on #poppers.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

marijuana gives you the superhuman strength of 0.33 men

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

My wife asked me to telling the butcher that I’m getting a whole chickens for our weekly 🐓 “bawkakke night”

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Be the Bottom Text you wish to see in the world

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The Chris Rock bit about his mom and robutussin except my wife and white vinegar

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

As the inventor of the new taste - spicy sweet mustard and cake frosting I expect my funeral will be poorly attended.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

#Crunchyroll 's new terms of service #TOS agreement is wild. They're gonna tell people if you whack it to #BlackButler and what your google searches were afterwards if you don't upgrade to #PremiumSecretKeeper subscription (95$!!) status within 24 hours.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Dogekids and haircuts? Am I right?

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Spent three hours trying to figure out which third party #Balatro mod system is “cool” for Apple M2 Paid $110 to renew my Apple dev license because I wanted to just codesign the *.dylib because the system policy doesn’t like apps using DYLIB, probably could have just added it to the exclusion list

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Where it started: “I need some gloves because my dainty sensitive fingies get ever so chill in the evening air on my nightly constitutional around our neighborhood” Where it ended: I guess tactical dog walking gloves because they’re on sale?

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments