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Just an 83-year-old fart making noise. My greatest concern is leaving a habitable Earth to our children. And then there is,... well,... you know I am Remo on Bluesky, Substack.com, and Spoutible.com
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Will we be independent come Independence Day?

Zelenskyy says he’d give up presidency if it brought Ukraine peace and NATO membership Vlad, don't go out on a limb about NATO membership. Sharpie Man will save Ukraine - for himself.

Just 3.6 degrees Fahrenheit (2 degrees Celsius) of further warming could be enough to trigger a collapse of the world's second-largest ice sheet, causing sea levels to rise by 23 feet (7 meters) How will a 23 foot sea rise affect you? Hint: Think destroying all existing ports.

Apollo 13's command module pilot, Jack Swigert, said "Houston, we've had a problem here" If DOGE had been around, would there have been a solution?

I cannot understand the problem. The nice soft green glow from the road at night should help older Florida drivers with poor night vision.

I fear we are far past the time of any legislative or governmental resolve of this FUBAR. Trump has seized the levers of power. Will HIS Justice Dept or HIS Military stop Him? Americans are now the disposable pawns on a chess board. Will we have a 1789 or will we have a 1933? Neither one bode well.

Everything I imagined has passed long ago. I fear America and the World is in for a unimaginabally horrible time - if it survives. I never thought I could imagine or say this but I am glad my time is short.

We don't care which pregnant mothers have problems; just produce workers. And if they do have issues, that is what hospital waiting rooms are for.

"Whoever welcomes one such child in my name welcomes me. But if anyone causes one of these little ones who believe in me to stumble, it would be better for them to have a large millstone hung around their neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea." Matthew 18:1-6

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Dear CIA spy, DOGE here. Please immediately come in from the cold and list the five parties you are spying on. With the need for efficency and since we have cut so many, please CC a copy directly to Mr. Putin

It will be a cold day in... Heaven qr.ae/pYJhB4

I was reading a bio of Trump about his wives and girlfriends, many strikingly beautiful. It is amazing how many were in money with him at various times.

Do you remember Baghdad Bob? He is 87 years old and needs a job. He took an internship at the White House under Karoline Leavitt to up his communication skills to be competitive in the job market.

I do wish brits would stop being so reserved and speak their mind. x.com/CalltoActivi...

With Trump, even his lies are lies.

ggg

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I got this on Substack, I guess I am being trolled but it is hilarious.

Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can steal from the poor.

Do you remember Ivana and the funeral? She fell down some steps and she was not even in Russia. And unlike Sarah, I doubt she could see it from her house.

Did Baghdad Bob transition?

"Well, we are the federal law," Trump told her. The King speaks, or drools, or whatever.

My son sent this about Trump being accused of being a Russian Asset for 38 years by a KGB spy chief.

How will Canada respond to Trump Tariffs? The tariffs are temporarily on hold but with Trump’s capricious nature, Canada is not waiting until the damage has been done. This is a brief and incomplete glance at Canada’s options. docs.google.com/document/d/1...

'This is a dictator': New York Post NY Post is a Murdock entity as is Fake Noise. This is significant.  Murdock played god and nurtured Trump, a devil.

The unruly child was left home alone against most everyone's good judgement. The unruly child has turned on the stove burners but has not light them. The unruly child is sitting by the stove wondering about the strange odor...

Those were the days, my friend We thought they'd never end We'd sing and dance forever and a day We'd live the life we choose We'd fight and never lose

The clutching of pearls while Nelson laughs.

A Lawsuit Against Greenpeace Is Meant to Bankrupt It and Deter Public Protests🧪🌍

I beg to disagree. It takes greater courage for a person with a serious disability like bone spurs to sit behind a desk and courageously wield a Sharpie!

Trump said, "Our military families are the backbone of this country. I will ensure that they receive the support and care they deserve."

Two old golfers long past their sell by shelf dates, eventhough Trump continues to sell himself. Woods spoke only briefly to say it was an "honor to be with you." Were those the words Woods was allowed? Tiger was used.

Trump says DOGE could return 20% of its savings to taxpayers Look closely. Send MONEY then say there is no MONEY to pay for Social Security or Medicare The MAGAts will praise their god who has give them mone. "I will fight for you with every breath in my body, and I will never, ever let you down."

Aren't you glad these geniuses realized this before the election so we can do something about it?

I think there is a very strong probability that Trump will send American soldiers to fight alongside Russian and N Korean troops to subjugate Ukraine

Shh! This is a secret. A biggly secret. Don't tell anyone until it is unveiled at the Washington Tank Parade.

PROMISES MADE PROMISES KEPT Donald Trump said "We're going to take care of our vets. They are forgotten people. They've been the forgotten people. And we're taking care of our vets" during an interview with Fox News on August 2, 2016. And he lowered the price of eggs too!

Hello, Federal Alzheimers and Parkinsons Hospital calling. We are closing today at noon, Musk cut our funding. Come get your father. He is at the corner bus bench. Don’t worry, he is too far gone to remember. I know it is snowing but he shakes so badly from his Parkinsons that he will stay warm.

Well done, good and faithful servant. We have a nice warm spot waiting for you. Really, really warm.

The majority of Americans are unhappy with President Donald Trump…especially his efforts to bring down food prices. Does anyone wonder why we are screwed?

Trump cannot dismuss Musk or Musk will shut down America. Trump gave Musk and DOGE the keys to the kingdom. I am sure the first thing they did was give themselves a "backdoor" to each agency they breached. Musk has the ability to shutdown America. Don't worry, be happy.

Compare for a moment the myriad of items available, in their stores and online, at Walmart compared to the selection of a Dollar Tree or Dollar General Store. The Trump Tariffs are ushering America into the Dollar Tree Age.

THE TERM IS QUISLING

Hitler and Stalin's pact, officially known as the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact was a plan to divide Eastern Europe between themselves. Trump and Putin are meeting to divide up Ukraine... So far... There is, as yet, no official name for this atrocity.

Why should they be prosecuted? There is this guy who golfs a lot...