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renecastro.bsky.social
Professional charlatan. Amateur everything. Big into Magic the Gathering, writing fiction, and reading fantasy novels!
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Websites: "please don't use adblocker we need to make da monies πŸ₯ΊπŸ‘‰πŸΌπŸ‘ˆπŸΌ" Websites without ad blocker:

The masculine urge to go into a public space and yell "MUSTAAAAAARD"

We cannot expect to fight oligarchs on the very platforms that they control

I have a question. Why are all the best hackers furries? I sincerely want to know. I'm not here to kink shame anybody, furries seem like they're having a lot of fun. But I'm SO curious why the ven diagram of furries and l33t hackers has such a large overlap. Does anyone have any thoughts?

Trying to get back into this

It's so much easier to destroy than it is to create. This is true across all domains. But creation continues through chaos.

Why did Mike Tyson take a bar of soap into the chamber of secrets? He thought there was a "Bathalithk"

What the fuck kinda name is Elon anyway. That should have been our first clue.

Picked up a rom of Final Fantasy Tactics Advanced so if you're looking for me I'm in St. Ivalice

@mispap1.bsky.social just followed you after watching your work in Vaati's latest Prepare to Cry. Looking forward to part 2! Amazing work

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

Fun fact: if someone uses the words "females" unironically and not in a scientific/medical setting, that person probably sucks

This is when technology peaked. I will hear no objections I will take no arguments.

Filled another notebook. This is my favorite habit, having a little sidekick to take what's bouncing around in my head and just get it on paper. White space is more still than gray space.

It's so funny to me how out of all the Amazon products, the Kindle is the most successful. Like "we did it boys. We finally perfected how to put words on a screen"

My wife just made a delicious chicken pot pie. The filling was sweet and sticky. The crust was thick and flaky, made from scratch. I paired it with a frothy ale. There's a chilly wind outside my warm cozy house. I've never felt more like a mouse of Redwall.

Organic peanut butter is such a scam "Hey boss what should we do with all this leftover peanut butter piss? You know, the oily stupid mass that remains after we make the actual GOOD peanut butter people enjoy? Throw it away?" "No... I have an idea.."

@breadsword.bsky.social I just watched your videos on Robin Hood, your Gurren Lagann video and a couple others & I gotta say, you're my favorite creator on youtube full stop. I know you haven't posted in a while and this is corny but I want you to know you really impacted me and I hope you are well

Hey. You've had a long week. Here's Benecio del Toro in an oversized coat 😍

Tried reading an article on zdnet and the ads kept loading in and then changing sizes so that the text kept moving making it impossible to read. I get that ads are how you pay the bills but all this does is remind me to turn on my ad blocker

Riddle me this, Batman... If salad is fruits and vegetables all mixed together, what's salsa?

I consider Les Mis a Christmas movie and Russel Crowe is Santa.

So are those Haitian immigrants still eating the cats and dogs? Weird I wonder why that story died all of a sudden πŸ€”

Mafia Boss: "my man here is going to give you the up down. If he don't trust you, I'm gon' shoot you." *Me sweating as Young Metro enters the room*

Organic peanut butter is a scam

People who wore pajamas to high school, how are you doing now?

Paul Cheon put it right Gruul aggro > Dimir midrange > Golgari midrange > Gruul aggro etc The meta is going to be interesting and fun. I'm glad one deck didn't just run away with the weekend. #mtgarena #mtg #magicthegathering

Incredible match up. Great job Mikko, I hate the Dimir archetype right now but I was rooting for you. Keisuke came in with all the right cards and showed how powerful Gruul can be. Top of the class on both sides. #mtgarena #magicthegathering

"Impressive. Very nice... let's see Paul Allen's Dimir midrange deck." #magicthegathering #mtg #mtgarena

Watching two Dimir midrange decks go against each other is like #mtg #mtgarena #mtgarenachampionships

As a working parent @aliasv.bsky.social you made me laugh: "And if you hear any screaming in the background that's not my (Screaming) Nemesis, that's my two year old"

Rooting for Gruul aggro just because I want ANYTHING to take down Dimir midrange #mtg #mtgarena #mtgarenachampionship

Every time I feel guilty playing hare apparent and I play a different deck, I go up against some blue deck that doesn't let me play the game, black that destroys everything on sight, red that wins in three turns or green... I'm cool with green actually. #magicthegathering #mtg

The Magic arena championships show me two things: - 1) Dimir is so OP that other midrange decks have to contain direct counters to overcome the sheer amount of removal it has 2) Even pros can mess up and make UI mistakes. Hurts to see but nice to know it's not just me lol

How does Christmas sneak up on me every year? I'm getting emails telling me "it's not too late to grab a last minute gift!" I'm not shopping last minute. I'm shopping first minute. When was I supposed to start shopping -October???

@vaatividya.bsky.social BABE WAKE UP

Surprised that Texas hasn't sent out a blue alert to everyone's phone at 2am for the CEO shooter in NY

post this on your profile today to make sure federal agents know that everything you posted today was just jokes