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answering the question, 'what if scissors paper rock was real life'

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the incredible unemployment lifestyle... tonight i have spent around 5 back to back hours trying to learn the chinese character input method Cangjie... i dont have any good reason to do it, its just interesting

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le chat

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i don't like coffee very much, but i love using a moka pot because it makes me feel like a scientist using an experimental machine... 'hmmm my test has failed, i must reevaluate my hypothesis'

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does anyone have a recommendation of a good video game... including obvious famous well known ones. i think im looking for rpg esque story ish things mainly

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i always carry a lucky coin in my pocket. Because if i lose it my soul will be annihilated

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ive decided to eat some food, anyone hungry?

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new creature called 'goodbye kitty'

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im beansing it up...

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the average person who hiccoughs: 'hyip! ^_^ oh excuse meee~' me when i hiccough: 'HYGGUUUURUGHP! please... help me-UUGUGHHHpH ... EUEUUUUGHHH'

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gghhhwwuuiiuaiuaiiuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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i am too perceptive of the human heart to be fooled by any acting. Whenever i see a fictional movie etc, i simply find interest in the way the actors move to display things that they expect to be rewarded for...

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*someone starts a jig like dance, and begins to float into the air* an onlooker: 'oh... looks like the jig is up'

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pocket knife enthusiasts will deride me... but i earnestly hold that this pair of scissors i have had since childhood is more stylish, more practical, and less prone to spill unnecessary blood than any knife

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every 2wks I must report my income (zero dollars) to centrelink, so i always have the word 'Report!' written on the calendar to remind myself. Well, I glanced at the calendar earlier, and because I have messy handwriting, I had a sudden shock to see that today I had to 'Repent!'

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if i ever befriended a group of technical experts or computer programmers, i would call them 'the boffins'. Perhaps as friends they would help me with technological problems. I would say 'hmm ill have to ask the boffins to look at that'

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i guess the jigs up... i'm not a cia agent, i'm actually just a normal everyday human

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puyopuyoooi

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im now beginning a small attempt at trying to extend my experience and learn new things again... beginning with deleuzes foucault lectures

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if domestic servant robots became widely available i would buy 100 of them just to set them free to live their own lives

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everyone needs to become friends with me, immediately

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記録更新 ! !

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hve you ever ever felt like this? no how strange things happen are you going round the twist? no

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as soon as i move out im inviting everyone to a big celebratory event...

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some dictionaries are awful... they dont tell you everything you need to know about each word

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'the muds, clays sands and loams of the soil filled wetland will wasp and fluid me' sadly such things are no longer possible in our world of medicines

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one being was seen

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the clogging and dripping blood... terrifying

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technicians of the earth believe that over 100,000 events may be taking place every day without our knowledge

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yesterday i drove through kilometres of industrial estates... hunkered between 'international input solutions' and 'dynamic products ltd' was a little sign saying 'shrine of divine mercy'

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it's raining so splendidly!

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remembering this classic

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clinical trial!!!????!?!?!?!????!!!!

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tgrebsbergbsrgn

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owwwww this fell on my head x_x

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being able to experience independent projects (game, music, writing, artwork etc) from everyday people all over the world as they are made is one of the most beautiful things about the internet age in which we live. Every few weeks/months i play some beautiful game a stranger has made out of passion

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLHL... coming back to this classic...

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it it 12.54 am. before me lies a pack of lamingtons. in it are 18 lamingtons. comment a number below and i will eat that number of lamingtons at once

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the number of people who believe in me? approximately 330

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lost media...

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i hate google chrome so much. every menu i go on its like 'use our ai' 'sync everything with your account so we can spy on you' 'would you like to save your home address into our database? '

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nobody sends cute e-mails or physical letters to friends anymore. we are truly in a mail loneliness epidemic ...

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i decided to search my old emails for mentions of 'minecraft' ... i was 9 years of age at this time

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language learning tips 1. never spend any time at all researching language learning strategies or reading/watching/looking at stuff of people talking about how they learned languages 2. find an amount of reading/watching/listening that you can do every day and do it every day for a number of years

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