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mattel: you can honestly just phone it in, it’s just a barbie movie martin short: no. i’m gonna do the absolute most. kids are gonna remember this role in their 30s.

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me: hear me out…the man with the yellow hat friend: hear me out…the monkey me: …it’s not even that he’s a monkey, it’s that he’s a BABY monkey. I can excuse beastiality but I draw the line at pedophilia the two year old we’re watching: goo goo ga ga

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I was today years old when I learned that transparent aluminum from Star Trek IV: The One With The Whales actually is a real thing

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There’s a pair of idiots protesting Plan B outside the Walgreens by my work. See it was never about abortion or saving babies. An abortion ban wasn’t enough for these people. Now they’re coming for birth control.

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the Father (salt) the Son (pepper) and the Holy Spirit (garlic powder)

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Not Zoe Saldana’s statement about her racist ass movie basically boiling down to “I’m sorry YOU feel that way”

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Sometimes I think about how the BABY who played BABY Sam Winchester in the pilot of Supernatural is probably old enough to buy beer by now.

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They're all like "Save me from my own choices, but fuck you still." #transmemes #transgender #lgbtmemes

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ngl i kinda hate nazis and people who do nazi salutes

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Mikey Madison with her #Oscar in a newly shared photo. 📷

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You are not for the working class if you are against sex workers.

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I miss my friend Daniel Molloy. Where is that cunty old man

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My Oscars feed on Hulu cut out RIGHT before they announced Best Actress 🤬 Disney you own ABC and Hulu, get it the fuck together

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It’s hard convincing people you had an abusive parent when the abuse wasn’t physical. Yet when people watch/read Matilda, it’s obvious that Mr. Wormwood was abusive. That’s the kind of dad I had. Constantly screaming, unreasonable, destroying things just because I was getting joy from them.

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sometimes I randomly remember that Garth from Supernatural and Benny from Supernatural are together in real life and it takes me out

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takes a shower oh wow life IS worth living

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I’m just saying, the last time Misha Collins was added to an Eric Kripke show…it ended up running for 10 more years. #theboys #supernatural

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0/5 stars for this brothel I just went to. Not a single bowl of broth in sight.

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hate it when people ask “what are your goals” because you can’t just say “fuck bitches get money” in a professional setting…i mean i guess you could but

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your honor, i don’t even know why you’ve got my homeboy on trial, because i seem to remember right at that time luigi and i were getting tacos together, so it couldn’t have been him

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Forced birthers refuse to let people take a little pill to terminate a cluster of cells and then are shocked when that cluster grows into a full grown human and is promptly abandoned. Almost like it was UNWANTED IN THE FIRST PLACE www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2024/...

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I heard Trump’s gonna declassify all the files on Joe. No, not Joe Biden. Joe Mama.

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having sex at taco bell, getting baja blasted in the face

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Jobs Russians have (in fiction): —Spy —Assassin —Cab driver (who is also a spy or assassin) —Ballerina (who is also a spy or assassin) —Aged, tough as nails ballet teacher (who is also a spy or assassin) —Pierogi chef (you get where I’m going with this)

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if you write erotica and you use the word “cream” as a euphemism for certain bodily fluids, you deserve to be indicted before a federal grand jury. you are ruining coffee for me.

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Trump when he refused to name JD Vance as his successor

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“The revolution bout to be televised/you picked the right time but the wrong guy” oh not The Orange catching strays 😂 #superbowllix #kendricklamar

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Monday thought:

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thinking about how SNW making Spock and T’Pring actually in love retroactively makes T’Pring an actual murderer in “Amok Time” when originally she was just trying to escape a loveless arranged marriage oh my GOD I hate this show

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if i text you this just know you’re cooked

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kendrick vs. drake

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🦅

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donald trump went home at the half. the president wasted 20 MILLION DOLLARS of our money to watch half a football game.

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“Say Drake”

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I’m all for fanfic writers doing whatever they want, but it is funny to me when I see a “Frank Castle as a mafia boss” AU. Like my brother in Christ, the PUNISHER joining THE MOB is about as likely as him becoming a cop.

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yall remember 2012!era avengers fandom where everyone was writing the avengers as found family living in stark tower together? and then AoU came out and we found out these guys barely like each other? i feel like fantastic 4 first steps is going to be that 2012 fanon avengers dynamic.

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How ironic that Trump expects other countries to take on Palestinian refugees when he’s tossing asylum seekers out of his own country.

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The stonesmith misspelled my grandfather’s name on his headstone. He made a grave mistake.

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Trump is right, there are only two sexes. The sex I have with your dad and the sex I have with your mom.

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…did…did elon musk do a mustache man salute? on national television? am i being punked?

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disrespectful that people are spreading this image around of the president looking at his own penis while urinating

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