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GOD, GUNS AND GLIZZYS ✝️🇺🇸🌭 "You'd be surprised how many people don't know what 'satirical' means" -MTG (probably)
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How unappealing do you have to be to lose a rigged race?!!? 90 MILLION DOLLARS BRAD?!? and didn't give out a SINGLE glizzy. Fucking idiot.. I cannot WAIT for Elon to give the signal for the laser drones to finish what COVID couldn't. 😒 #libTURDS #ineedahotdogrealbad 🇺🇸🌭

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@magic.wizards.com goddammit what is WRONG WITH THIS APP??? I just want pictures of ####### GLIZZYS!

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@magic.wizards.com steamy hotdogs buns

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@magic.wizards.com glizzys

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@magic.wizards.com glizzy

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📢📢YEAH, THATS THE POINT BITCHES! These libturds always claim to be so smart, but tell them 10 thousand times!!! The COMPUTERS do the work and WE can relax with #Glizzys & #DrPepper These poors are so dumb... #GOD&GLIZZYS bless them. 🇺🇸✝️🌭

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📢📢THIS IS EXACTLY why we're drafting a new bill!! 'A Bun In Every Oven' This would require ALL female citizens to birth and raise at LEAST ONE healthy taxpayer before pursuing higher education or employment!! Fixing the #population crisis one vote and one GLIZZY at a time... THATS #MAGA 🇺🇸🌭🌭

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👏🏻 People won't be complaining when these foreign #billionaires give them jobs in new factories!! The people WANT TO WORK! -12 hr shifts ✅️ -7 days a week ✅️ -In the mines ✅️ -365 consecutive bring your kid to work days ✅️ & Forget those lame pizza parties! AMERICANS WANT #GLIZZYS!! #MAGA 🌭🇺🇸🌭

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See? SOME people can still uphold their family values and mutually protect their children from threats, even AFTER A SEPERATION. 🙏 Praise GOD!! That man made me drier than the Sahara dessert but dammit, can he berate a DIRTY MUZZY #TERRORISTS!! #coparenting for the win. #MERICA 🇺🇸🇺🇸

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