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I’m supposed to be at the bar in 20 min.

Still feel like shit 🤒🤧

FRIYAY 👍🏻

Happy hump day baguettes

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Severance is on its way to being the best television show of all time

Thank fuck that one person got banished tonight #thetraitors

Got this ass out of bed and into the gym. Clap for him!

Home before 10pm on a Friday. Dreams? Dreams.

I had an Amazon gift card so decided to try out creatine gummies. I’m ruined. 😍

So tired guys

Happy Humpday!

💅

If there’s one thing I’m gonna do it’s lose my AirPod case.

Snowed in; bath time :)

Hungover 💙

Jesus Christ on a plastic sign

Friday Jr! 🧼

Well! It’s been so fun! Ready for summer!

TGIF

Gracie Abram’s music finally clicked, I fear.

Post-leg day. So fucking annoying. These are lulu, dammit.

It’s laundry day. I look like an absolute 🤡 at the gym rn. No I will not be sharing any photographic evidence of my outfit.

Winnie the poo-ing tonight

CNN New Year’s Eve being a fag fest is so smart

I effing love skiing. 🎿

✨EOTY Prompt✨ - Your best of the year: 1) Photo of you 2) Album 3) Movie 4) Series or Video Game

Meet me under the mistletoe god dammit.

The twin bed in my parent’s house ain’t cuttin’ it.

I…didn’t like the Superman trailer and I’m confused by the outpouring of praise from literally everyone?

Butt daddy I love him!!!!!

Last day in the office for the rest of the year🖕🏻😎🖕🏻

Help me up

Wait that one dreamy guy from that one episode of Chopped from like a decade ago that I haven’t stopped thinking about since, has an onlyfans? I really won today.

Shower thought: I fully and deeply understand that the mitochondria is considered the powerhouse of the cell, but I have no fucking clue what the hell it does in there to deserve that honor.

Happy hump day, fellas