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Native Houstonian, current Galvestonite. Fintech by day. Otherwise keeping up with the Astros, Predators, politics, law, medicine, and earth sciences. Occasionally whipping up a decent meal or writing a good song. đź’™
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Waiting for the big outlets to put two and two together and realize that police whose identities are secret and facilities are secret are secret police.

submitted 15 days ago • 56 comments

Sales is fuckin’ hard y’all. Some days, I want to worry about fixing someone’s shitty SQL query again.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Oh no.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Look at my dog.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

I forgot to share that we finally fulfilled our goal of purchasing an amazing travel trailer that we’re thoroughly enjoying so far 🥰

submitted 36 days ago • 4 comments

Y’all I just gotta put this energy in the universe. I got an amazing microphone in the mail today that gives me the sound I’m looking for in my vocal recordings, and I have my acoustic treatments planned for my home studio build with an ETA of mid-July. 🥰

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

If your boss ever doubts your abilities just smash your keyboard and say it's regex

submitted 40 days ago • 7 comments

I need a dom daddy to make me open my fucking mail. I missed a VERY IMPORTANT, nationwide survey, been sent three checks that have long past expired, and I will definitely be arrested in Maryland, North Carolina, or TX for unpaid toll violations. … or maybe just some Adderall would do.

submitted 45 days ago • 2 comments

The island is showing off today.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 49 days ago • 26 comments

Mark May 8, 2025 as the first time I’ve heard anyone say ”Baltimore is nice” unironically.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments