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reszin.bsky.social
Chicago person, artist, cyclist, Baiken and Jamie enthusiast
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The singularity is awesome

Big bike hours

Every day brings us closer to the Great Lakes Republic.

Instagram still deleted, going strong

I don’t trust your politics if you aren’t a little schizophrenic.

Attempted to talk to the Uber driver and he turned the talk radio up. Never gonna recover from this emotionally

In a meeting where the icebreaker was for people to name movies where the titles describe their week and these people are just googling "movie titles" and I feel like I'm losing my mind

I’m watching a Summoning Salt video on Simpsons Hit & Run speedruns and he says “but Mango’s run also had some sophisticated tricks like…Carl Skip” and I’m still smiling about that collection of words

There's also increasing evidence that it makes a certain portion of the population actually crazy which is a fun twist. And the people who make this shit aren't going to do anything to quell that fervor because if they can get a religion to form around their chat bot that's growth baybeee

Excited to learn more about this on @homievulgaris.bsky.social's new podcast

Any reporter who hears this and doesn't immediately follow it up "If Iran bombed us in a similar manner would you consider us to be at war?" Anything else is journalistic malpractice.

God I hate it here

Getting into a physical fight with my own ventriloquist dummy in front of a baffled crowd because I can't get it to say what I want

Cormac McCarty's favorite band

Soda Shaq (2013-2016): A line of flavored cream sodas from NBA legend Shaquille O'Neal, produced by the Arizona Iced Tea company. Flavors included Vanilla, Strawberry, Orange, and Blueberry, and a giant Shaq face on each can

Maybe we shouldn't be propping a significant portion of our global economy on technology that requires endless growth while becoming worse and demonstrably makes humanity illiterate

The NYT's anti-trans fear mongering was cited in a Supreme Court briefing that stripped away the rights of trans kids. They need to be fully blacklisted by queer people and their allies. Don't work for them. Don't use them for book press. Don't speak with them for stories. They made their bed.

Replaying Jak and Dexter and it's always so funny that one of the first area NPCs is a politician

We're so fucking back dude

Storming into boardrooms across America and screaming "Andor for Spaceballs" until someone either kills me or I get to make the second worst tv show of all time

one of my worst traits is that I really enjoy "Smooth" by Santana ft. Rob Thomas

Reporter: what will your response be as mayor to ICE? Mamdani: the actions of ICE are unconstitutional and I will oppose them Cuomo: residents are concerned about ICE, but also public safety Eric Adams: I’ll tell you something about Darkwing Duck, no one can hate a man in a fashionable hat

Every article about the inevitability of AGI

I'm really enjoying Malazan and cannot express my excitement for the rest of the series with how deep the lore hole seems to be just in the first one

I don't even like Nirvana that much! I just don't fuck with necromancy

As long as they keep the "replay with every death visualized" feature I'm buying it day one

Update: couldn't log into Instagram without thinking of this and decided it was maybe time for a break, like actually the straw that broke the camels back. I also noticed I was just spending an egregious amount of time looking at reels so it was as good a time as any

Everyone on Elena that I'm getting matched with rn are people with multiple characters in master and I'm just getting out fundamental'd by people who are playing very defensively lol also idk if she's just slippery but her moveset interacts very weirdly with Jamie's in a way that feels very bad

I want to get some experience playing against Elena but everyone is playing ryu with his busted ass fireball

Me yesterday: "I should reread the Language Instinct at some point, it was alright in college" Me today: "that name seems familiar... what... oh.. oh no"

Might actually delete Instagram over this shit

I think the cultural resurgence of the movie Robots is a good indicator that everything is great and people are happy with society

Rest in peace Jonathan Joss

Asking if Annomander Rake can say the n word on the Malazan subreddit and getting immediately banned

american dimsum (frozen whitecastle sliders cooked in a steam basket)

shot for shot remake of night country with marty and rust just to piss everyone off

My pet peeve is easily when a pizza place doesn't serve by the slice, bro it's right there just cut it different. Oh I'm sorry you'll only sell me a $14+ personal pizza? Fuck outta here

Every post on r/sex is just this in a nutshell

Cognitohazard