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I was priced out of the eggs that come in cardboard. Wish me and my styrofoam eggs luck 🤞

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Thought I heard gunshots in the distance this morning at 9am. Turns out it was just the sound of my big cat Bubba dropping a deuce into an empty litter box. Living in Central Texas has got me fucked up.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Got tired of HEB’s awful excuse for sourdough. Could’ve complained and told them how much they suck, but instead I’m learning how to create my own starter (day 5 now, smelling good) and plan to share my findings with friends. Hoping this starts a trend for myself in 2025. This isn’t just about bread

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

David Lynch’s Eraserhead is a weird fuckin’ movie

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Here’s wishing one of my all-time favorite directors to have the strangest time possible in that giant red-velvet draped room in the sky. I hope the log whisperer will guide your way #davidlynch #twinpeaks

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Tonight’s #lunarhalo

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry I haven’t posted in a few days. I just got back from being vaporized

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Giancarlo mf’ing Esposito!

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah, Geoff the groundskeeper is stealing every scene he’s in. Vinnie Jones is killing it

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Whosever job it was to tell me Guy Ritchie made a The Gentlemen series on Netflix earlier this year really dropped the ball. Me, it was me not realizing one of my favorite directors made a series off one of his best movies. Learn from my mistake and watch it.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Spotify’s Wrapped has got to be one of my favorite social media ideas in years! It’s something I’ve looked forward to every year and genuinely puts a smile on my face every time. Let’s incentivize the creation of more ideas like Wrapped from our social media platforms in the future!

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

I've long dreamed of using magic to move objects with my mind. The older I get, the more I know my dream is fulfilled each time I pick up my cup. What is a body? A spell billions of years in the making. Soil and storms and the fruit of forests and phytoplankton. How well familiarity masks our magic.

submitted 91 days ago • 7 comments

Sweetness enjoying her ‘winter spot’: the heated blanket above the desktop #catsofbluesky

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Made quite possibly the best pot of Tom Ka Gai I’ve ever tasted last night. There’s just no getting around it, this is one of those rare dishes that’s just better with white meat instead of dark. And there’s no substitute for fresh galangal

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Just wasted 1.5hrs with Taskrabbit customer support: Evidently you can’t register if there are too many users in your area. The fun part? They don’t tell you that when registering. You just get a random error message and end up wasting 1.5hrs for support to tell you Taskrabbit is garbageware

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments