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love seeing a car with a big dent in the bumper or on the sides speed through a stale yellow or change lanes without signaling and shit. that's environmental storytelling right there

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

how is the live action Snow White not released yet? the discourse about it has been going on for ages. genuinely would have believed it came out in like 2023

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

we haven't seen much of JD Vance lately because he's been busy writing takes about the upcoming papal conclave that will singe your eyebrows off through your phone

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good Facebook AI slop

submitted 118 days ago • 1 comment

idk who needs to hear this, but people who say something that begins with "idk who needs to hear this" usually knows exactly who needs to hear it

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

but where will Sharon Needles belong now?

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

@ netflix execs, i will fight you girls5eva girls get behind me

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

identifying the UHC shooter should be simple. all they have to do is look for someone who was recently denied a claim by UHC. surely if everyone loves their insurance coverage so much that can't be that many people, right? RIGHT??

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

the colors in Wicked were less muted than I had been led to believe, but the Emerald City in was still less green and vibrant than Chicago on St. Paddy's day weekend

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

me, ignoring the excruciating miserable display of the past 3.5 hours from Ferentz and co: it's a great day to be a Hawkeye!

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

Kendrick's lawyers the second they get their hands on the discovery documents

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

does anyone else think that ted cruz shares a resemblance with the penis-nosed goblin in troll 2?

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

me when Bluesky servers go down:

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

bluesky was supposed to protect me from horrifying posts like this one

submitted 151 days ago • 0 comments