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Musk DNA my wife received? Might be too good. deformed fluid tracts pump piss directly to the kids brain. He says hes the ultimate life form

@foldablehuman.bsky.social was ten billion percent correct about this and it's only gotten worse in the 4 years since he said it

Not to get too intense about everything going on but it is really an ideology of death run by evil skeleton people who drink from a dread altar of blood

You like having sex. Wait until president trumps tariffs hit

WAKE N BAKE VINDICATED!

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Kanye West is our collective canary in the coal mine. He has deteriorated perfectly in sync with the culture

open.spotify.com/track/7wWa2B... Yeah this is pretty much how I’m feeling lately

Don't tell me that the billionaires running the country don't have my interests at heart. You don't know my interests. What if my interests are to eat shit and die

Welcome to the Jungle is the best AC/DC song

Don't talk to me until I've thrown up my coffee

Can china just hurry up and take us over

The reason A.I. is being shoved down our throats is shareholders want a return on their investment. Every company that integrates this crappy tech into their products knows you don't want it, but they've sunk too much money into it and don't care. Turn it off, don't use it, don't look back.

this kicks ass lmfao

I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike

We've finally defeated cancel culture. Now people only get fired for criticizing the government

Doom: The Dark Ages looks metal as hell and launches in May

just got these

Okay, two bright spots so far

this is us fr

Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking thehardtimes.net/culture/mark...

this image is from 2002

Men , this is the year your dick size is gonna increase like crazy. Im talking 3x gains. Im talking wide ass puds the size of trash can lids

hmmmmmmmmff 🍷

“Was Leonard Nimoy correct when he said Bilbo Baggins was the bravest little hobbit of them all” the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12239 pages of heated debate,

And it is bad. It sounds like every other Drake song, but this one has been recorded in a bathroom

Starting it now, thank you!

counterpoint: it is absolutely living up to my exact expectations