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Worriedly waiting for the pendulum to swing back, jumps at loud noises, always shoots too close to the goalkeeper.
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Don’t be like Jerry. He slammed a door on a Lyft once by accident and now he has to ring a bell and wear a sign whenever he goes out in public.

Hey Stuart Heritage, I think you meant to say “presumably Parkinson missed one of the biggest news stories of the year and is unaware of the national political scandal that is still unfolding in which the creator of Harry Potter was unignorably and inescapably front-and-centre”

This serving suggestion was inside a packet of instant miso soup I just made, but I’ve put it on the fridge as I think it is pretty good advice generally

“Upon approaching a critical threshold…models counterintuitively begin to reduce their reasoning effort despite increasing problem difficulty.” I feel for the AIs involved in this study, as this is exactly how I approach complex problem-solving

I did the buzzfeed checklist linked in this article and it said I was “definitely gay” whereas I would self-assess myself as being only 18–23% gay. In fact I think the test accidentally revealed I am 1. Old and 2. Did not grow up in white, middle-class America www.theguardian.com/culture/2025...

TIL that the original Annabelle doll is actually a raggedy anne – the least scary doll imaginable. No wonder they had to sex it up for the movies, turning it into a porcelain doll, one of the most uncanny things made by human hands. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

I just got rick rolled by a skeet

Check out this guy aura farming with the oh-so-casual reference to owning a bedroom chair and enough clothes to casually drape on it

I’m saving up Murderbot eps so I have at least 2 to watch back-to-back because those mfs are shorter than wells’ original books

Schiff: “just let me get in here and scootch this overt-pedophilia window a bit to the right for ya”

Coincidence? You decide.

Day 49. Christmas at Mt Holly! This was also the day I made it to room 46, so all my Christmases came at once… #blueprince

Global markets continue to demonstrate that they are less bull or bear and more small, startled bird

Incredible to think that trump has not even been in office for 6 months

Ironic quoteposter: *slights jokes*

The fake ads are the best part of @theonion.com's print edition

Lol

Coffee diets and juice enemas on the other will guarantee you live forever

So, as you might know, I have been in the process of tracking the activities of DOGE staff across the federal government. And now I've built an auto-updating website to browse the data It's not done (lots more content to write), but news is moving fast, so here it is dogetrack.info Enjoy!

Hello @wendyide.bsky.social – are you no longer appearing in the Guardian because of some nefarious Observer/Guardian Tortoise media carve-up? I haven’t seen one of your film reviews there for weeks!

This is amazing. I love fun internet stuff like this that reminds you the internet is supposed to be fun.

Finally broke down and bought Blue Prince on Steam and I’ve gone hog-wild on the puzzles Here’s a selection of the 125 photos I’ve taken of my TV screen in the last few days (plus a random shot of our blackboard shopping list). I can’t get enough of it

The sun machine is coming down, Charlie Brown

Hello SteamDeck OS developers 👋 You can’t call a software release “stable” if it removes the Bluetooth settings menu and drops all existing Bluetooth connections every time you put your deck to sleep

Given that they are so open about what they are doing, I don’t see why the State Department is bothering to use sanitising doublespeak like “remigration office” – just call it what it is – something like “government office for abduction and deportation” www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Well, you would, wouldn’t you?

What a way to run an economy

Subways entirely populated by the externalities of capital markets

I do not think a Democratic senator should be meeting with and shaking the hands of a man wanted by the international court for the starvation of two million people

“Save us from experts in the field having the power to make decisions in their field of expertise” Prayer to St Dunning-Kruger

Oh lord, why hast thou forsaken me?

US business ingenuity solves the housing crisis

I am shocked to hear that wall st is using the term taco trades I thought the stock market was incapable of repetitive learning