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reyas.bsky.social
your friendly local telemarketer (please save me), love computers but bad at them. strong opinions on luxury cars, disinterest in sports cars. something something sexual remark
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just finished reading Solutions and Other Problems by Allie Brosh (of hyperbole and a half fame). Getting through the book is a breeze at times and a hard challenge at others. So hilarious I wheezed at the office. So emotionally intense that I struggled to keep it together.

submitted 459 days ago • 0 comments

i swear these teachers hate me

submitted 463 days ago • 34 comments

heinz is such a funny company. imagine you make the perfect ketchup and then also baked beans. yeah we made the quintessential fry sauce! we also made the worst thing at the barbecue

submitted 603 days ago • 2 comments

why are people on grindr the dumbest fucking sacks of rocks alive (plus with no followthrough)

submitted 467 days ago • 0 comments

by god i know what my next twitch stream is gonna be

submitted 472 days ago • 0 comments

my hottest take is that you are allowed to enjoy media from bad people or that endorses bad opinions as long as you don't absorb those opinions or give financial support to the creators i.e. old jontron stuff IS funny, modern south park is (mostly) still enjoyable, etc.

submitted 482 days ago • 0 comments

i'm pansexual which means i want to have weird sex with everything that's at least a 7/10

submitted 482 days ago • 0 comments

Y'all will never know the ego stroking pleasure of hearing an @arbys.bsky.social employee mentioning a detail of your order and the manager replying with a very concerned "he what???"

submitted 482 days ago • 0 comments

how do normal people just not be horny all day wtf

submitted 485 days ago • 0 comments