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reyas.bsky.social
your friendly local telemarketer (please save me), love computers but bad at them. strong opinions on luxury cars, disinterest in sports cars.
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FEMA Head Under Fire After Accidentally Playing Porn On Emergency Alert System

@regularcars.bsky.social hey is there a TMG car meet this year thanks

i have made a tierlist of all the cars i've driven bare witness to my dumpster-tier opinions

On Monday I reported on anti-ICE protests taking over Roblox. One of the kids I interviewed texted me this morning to share that the Roblox protesters are now facing police violence. www.usermag.co/p/kids-are-p...

my wife says i'm not allowed to dox a senior citizen in response to transphobia, because, you know, god forbid men have hobbies

Been trying to pop onto Threads more to see what's up and I've just encountered a strong contender for Wrongest Paragraph Ever Written.

One of my favorite social media interactions is someone will say they don't like broccoli and people will reply saying just don't eat it then. Bet you didn't think of that dumbass. Bet you were miserable eating your compulsory broccoli meal every day

“I asked chatGPT-“ ok, and I asked Tinsel, and she said you’re an uninspired, vapid dork who needs a computer to think for them.

ah the two genders

It's wild to think we've never done a Camry Solara before this, but I guess there's a time for everything. This week's episode of RCR is focused squarely on the convertible for the Big Kahuna Mikes of the world! youtu.be/aianhWFlpyk?...

my car

It is a little weird to me countries aren’t more aggressively, formally trying to take advantage of the U.S. science brain drain. Once in a lifetime opportunity to buy low on Non-Dumbass Americans with PhDs who just wanna look into microscopes and quietly cure ass cancer as our country eats shit.

A game like this where you have to eject a dinner guest from your French country house before he lands too many accurate critiques of Bari Weiss

Researchers Announce They Don’t Have Heart To Reveal What Will Happen To 1 In 5 Women theonion.com/researc...

@totallyfad.bsky.social two elements at the same house

@yungmuzzy.bird.gay do you still have that picture of you holding the newspaper with the headline about the fourth gender i can't fucking find it anywhere

@regularcars.bsky.social what did you do to me

Tidying up my piece on Rod Canion/Compaq. Includes this little nugget of absolute shenanigans which I think most people in computing still don't realise happened. If you were a PC clone company buying MS DOS after 1982 to bundle with your machine, you were getting one version back of Compaq DOS.

I put a little dab of ketchup on every spider I see in case that’s the one I eat in the middle of the night.

Oh fuck me it's gonna be one of those days

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