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rezerkity.bsky.social
18+ blog. Minors DNI. Mid-20s. Non-binary but I blush if you call me 'bull' @rezerkity on Telegram rezerkity on Discord I prefer AverageBovineBuddy on social media/art sites #furryart #art #nsfw
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Every time I get sent videos on funny bird noises there's at least 2 pieces of false information, typically: Calling the willow ptarmigan an 'awebo bird' because one Youtuber lied and everyone stole the content Pitched down/slowed audio to make birds sound weirder Dubbed over AI generated birds

I'm in one of those spirals again recently where I'm constantly anxious and self-deprecating over not pushing myself harder, but if I push myself I also end up so stressed that I can't sleep + doing anything for my mental health feels like excuses to be lazy idk i just feel stuck, failing

do you remember that part of Portal 2 where it was revealed that Wheatley was invented by the greatest minds of a generation with the express purpose of being the dumbest moron who ever lived, to be attached to GLaDOS and weaken her from the inside that's how i feel about Krasnov and America

get home, take off blue collar, put on dog collar, woof arrooooo!!!! me good dog yes yes yes, mailman free zone, time to eat twelve deviled eggs and watch an entire season of the anime cartoon bark arf

Unskilled jobs? You mean the ones that keep society as a whole functioning? The ones that, if we lived in their absence for just a week, we'd be facing societal collapse?

I'm actually very funny #furry #furryart #Minotaur #centaur #pun

One of the main things that turn a horror story into a funny creepypasta, is when the narrator/dialogue is very flowery and unfitting for the person talking. For example when giving an account of an experience, "I ran from it, I was terrified" is more believable than "I sprinted fearfully"

I'm starting to feel like I have the social energy to join new groups again, but finding ones that match my interests and needs is difficult. I like adult spaces that aren't just 100% porn, but dislike groups so large that there's 500 messages to read every hour.

The problem with being a filthy disgusting pervert like me with sexual fantasies and kinks, is that it bleeds into regular life and you can't stop seeing your own kinks in things that are entirely unrelated. Someone barefoot? Oh no Shirtless? aaa stop A human specimen with anatomy? hngggg fuuuuckkk

One part of getting older that I've never really partaken in is the whole hating on anyone younger than you for earnestly having fun in ways that you do not grr all these young whippersnappers with their slang and memes and new technology, back in my day we just had slang, memes, and new technolgoy

Almost any group on the internet that you see and think speaks for a majority of a community, is more than likely a tiny percentile of the actual community, like idk, pulling numbers out my ass, 10%. See a group boycotting something? Okay there's 10x that many with no clue a boycott even exists.

Weegee wins, fatality

Come find me in the Red Zone of Liverpool Comic Con this weekend! I’m here both Saturday and Sunday selling art prints, books and MTG AP’s 🥰

The only people who can forgive somebody for a crime committed against them are the victims. Not like stores forgiving petty theft, that's a victimless crime in the grand scheme. I mean things like murder. The Diamond Authority, Uncle Iroh, Minthara, Anakin Skywalker, Asgore, Paarthurnax, Bowser

I'm really in the mood to enjoy some media that makes me cry. Like Transistor, like Disco Elysium, like Mystery Dungeon Sky. I crave the drama and emotion. It's been like, over a year since I had a healthy cry.

I won't ever understand my family in regards to my birthday. "I don't want to celebrate" is met with guilt tripping that I'm depriving them of the joy of giving me gifts, which I have stated make me uncomfortable. So on the day all about me, it's all about what they want, not what I want at all.

🔴Scotland didn't vote for 14 years of Tory government 🔴Scotland didn't vote for Brexit 🔴Scotland isn't voting for a Reform government Yet as part of the UK we face the disasterous consequences of all three. As an independent country, a fairer, greener Scotland is possible.

Loafing as usual #art #furryart

Beltane blessings to you and yours!

As much as I like content creators, when they collab in video form and keep talking over each other, I just abandon the content. Like, it's really not hard to understand that if someone else is talking while you talk, just stop and let them finish. If we all did this we'd all get a moment to talk

I don't understand people who go to the public park at 3pm to drink a 4-pack alone

I'd love to send you something but unfortunately Discord is still in the stone age and only lets me upload 10mb files, so we'll just have to go to another platform instead.

When I say I am a mean growly dominant bottom, this is what I mean. I love slam-fucking myself on big toys, and it's even more fun if I've got a cute fellow under me to ride. Maybe you can be next. Dildo riding vid btw

I have a summer cold and it's making me quite grumpy. I can't go out as I'm ginger and it's too sunny and hot. I really need someone to come and shove their pit in my face or something. Just spend all afternoon sniffing someone and snuggling. I'd even let them borrow my throat and ass. Or dick.

I find that hobbies like videogaming or watching movies are called escapism, while sports like football are not, shopping in excess is not, etc. What they all really are, is people living. You're living, not just trying to hide from the rat race. There's more to life than success, and money.

Idk, I'm excited at the prospect of earning my way through life. I often fantasize about decorating my own place, buying kitchenware and clothes, etc. Normal life stuff. I don't want anything grand, I just want to, you know... live? I'm looking forward to being a self-made person some day.

I would be a lot happier with a job that lets me afford my own place to stay, minimum. I've felt kind of trapped in teenager years due to not being self-sufficient. Hopefully one of my applications will be picked up soon, and I'll be on my way to that. I want to be more responsible for myself.

I need a job ngl. I look at listings, but they all require things I can't afford, such as 3yr qualifications, or driving. I'd love to work, but convincing employers I'm worth giving a shot is hard. If they even listen instead of ghosting you, that is.

#art #furryart

"fellate my scrumptious penis"

I wonder if I'll ever truly get over some of my own prejudices? Any time I see things like military or guns as a hobby it always makes me think less of someone. I'd like to be less judgemental, but it'd help if every time I gave benefit of the doubt I wasn't proven right in the first place.

Introverts aren’t shy or rude. We just don't waste energy on surface-level conversations

It kind of depresses me that so far every experience I've had with friends who discover theirselves as a system, is that they almost entirely just stop talking to me at all. It's happened what, three or four times now? I'm supportive and take time to learn each alter, but man, idk what I do wrong

Let's fuck shit up, take destiny back

Chicken Griffin🐔🐤

Rose Quartz never redeemed, she was from the start a deceptive, selfish, and childish person who acted impulsively and had near zero thoughts for the future. Her doing one (simplified) good deed in her life doesn't reconcile all the damage she left behind in pursuit of her own satisfaction and fun

Human (derogatory)

are there any gay furry VNs that aren't just torture porn and misery as if it's the writers for Spiderman moonlighting

"Well, apparently there's a limit. Somewhere between a nice summer's day, and the FULL CONCENTRATED POWER OF THE SUN."

Pretty bummed out accepting that AI art is here to stay. It's not going anywhere, laws against it won't stop it, vocal dislike against it won't stop it, etc. It's just an invasive part of the environment now. It fucking sucks.

I hate having to go back through a blog and unreblog everything I have from them, because I've realised they were AI.