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star wars is a children's movie

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Yeah I guess LeBron putting up a 22.6 PER is pretty special, but it's not that impressive when you compare him to people rolling out of bed and firing off something like this at age 86.

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Truth. Bedlam.

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becky lynch appears to have harvested Big Red from Western Kentucky for his fur

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Add another big name to this weekend’s official visitors list: welcome to College Park Cardi B!

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

putting him on a line with esa tikkanen and calling them "tikka marjala"

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to me, baseball's greatest "What If". dude was proto Randy Johnson.

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Smoke forever

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i feel like i just chugged an entire bottle of nyquil

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if you have your own specialty card in MLB The Show, and Brian Dozier does, you are/were a significant player

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he did a better job *last* year when is he should have won the dang thing. what a weird award.

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you can have him after he builds my god damn hockey progrum

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luke stinkie

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Squirt 💦 Calumet, MI

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You may not like it, but this is what two high-agency males look like.

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Grandpa Chad

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so, in other words, he's Dan Snyder. best of luck with that.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Historically, he has a hard ceiling on what he does before he drives everyone around him insane. Akin to Laviolette or a Torts in that sense. That being said, he's not a bad coach at all and if the Buffalo Sabres were a hockey team and not an elaborate bank fraud scheme, they'd hire him tomorrow

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i just think that sometimes whatever you have for whatever reason, specious or not, just isn't working and maybe everyone involved just needs a change of scenery.

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what a rotten god damn time this is

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the Dallas Stars have been taken over by Grok

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everyone in charge in this organization should be fired immediately

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"Tracer Bullet" is also an S tier private eye name. Bill Watterson is a treasure.

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I'll never get over how the best line in all of noir – "I've got eight slugs in me. One's lead, and the rest are bourbon" – doesn't come from Raymond Chandler or Dashiell Hammett, but Calvin and Hobbes

submitted 460 days ago • 48 comments

Let us celebrate our new arrangement with the adding of snart to helg.

submitted 681 days ago • 7 comments

-lindgren/thompson being together for at least the next three years at a combined cap hit of just under 9 per is a great deal - seems to be someone that is greatly well-liked in the organization -i am not too enthused with what's behind them in the organization should one of the tandem be injured

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7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats

submitted 2 days ago • 17 comments

In Brands news, Smithfield Foods welcomed their summer interns with a song called "Fuck Me Baby"

submitted 2 days ago • 58 comments

Conservative scorning, poster's warning. Conservative fight, poster's delight.

submitted 2 days ago • 17 comments

groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo

submitted 2 days ago • 70 comments

God damn it Gideon what did I tell you about becoming a sidekick for all kinds of superheroes. They are gonna be out getting tons of that crazy pussy from aliens with magic powers and shit while you are cleaning cum off their cape with a fuckin kryptonite magic eraser.

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

Butch's — Shirley's Rosebud, MO

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Absent context, I had at least two alternative interpretations of this running ahead of the actual meaning, one of which was a Real Problem.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

i have a pretty high tolerance for annoyance, so I've only had to actively reach for the mute on 3 ads for the past year or so: State Farm where Andy Reid says "fumblerooski" about 700 times a M3GAN ad that played every break on an ESPN broadcast and the god damn Liberty Mutual baby commercial

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

instead of the Red Light Newsletter they should call it the Racicot Newsletter

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

should of paid eddie cicotte

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i've always thought Trump's true doppelganger was Vince McMahon. At some point, the combination of senilty, years of drug abuse and chair shots to the head turned real-life "Vince McMahon" into his TV character, "Mr. McMahon." He lost the ability to differentiate what was a work and not a work 1/

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I want to say Trump is Always Working because on some level he *is*. I just think he's unaware that he's Working, if that makes sense?

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

if so, they're working a whole lot of people into a shoot. I just don't think they're smart enough to pull it off.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

what gets me the most is that there's just no consequences. no one's being forced to resign in disgrace or being thrown in jail. it's government by nihilism.

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