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Just a worm in a guy 🪱🪱🪱🪱 cogito, ergo sum Worm thoughts by @cult-papa.com email me your wormy thoughts [email protected] https://links.thebrainworm.com
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<i have been starved. there is only a husk remaining>

submitted 14 hours ago • 4 comments

no one: rfk jr:

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 10 days ago • 23 comments

got worms?

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like a burrito :)

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

are you guy's snow days the same as mine? I'm starting to think it's very different to what I got going on in here when rfk jr calls it a "snow day"

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

lower your expectations of me, even lower than that, no no—lower. there we go, now I can say there is no way I finish eating this brain

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

you're a brain I wouldn't mind munching happy valentines day

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

do not panic, we come in hunge-I mean peace. we will only skim a bit off the top no need to worry. I’m just a little peckish

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

please remember to not scream when you see the worm in your selfies. I am chill

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

plague rats rejoice, he was confirmed

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

this is the future republicans want

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

the police confiscating my pasteurized milk

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

pov you were found guilty of not taking your mandatory rfk jr brain worm

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

what do you get when you eat roadside bear meat and harbor a worm in your head? in charge of the nations health I guess?

submitted 15 days ago • 5 comments

well, prepare your brains for worms I guess, rfk jr just got confirmed for health secretary 52-48 surprisingly Mitch McConnell was the lone republican no vote

submitted 15 days ago • 5 comments

I wonder what brain from someone who doesn't live like this tastes like

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

mercury poisoning smercury smoisoning ….. smelp

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

don't feel so good, must be something I ate

submitted 18 days ago • 6 comments

earworms are real worms that get transported through music, that’s what rfk jr had

submitted 20 days ago • 7 comments

sure sounds like you guys should join me in eating those rich, and I know just the richest man to start with

submitted 24 days ago • 4 comments

leave me be! I’m not the one making him like this! he was anti-vax all the way back in 2008!! he didn’t get me until 2011

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 27 days ago • 408 comments

best way for dems to keep rfk jr from the health secretary position would be to not confirm him. fyi in case they forgot from all the worms they seem to have been mainlining lately.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

"is healthcare a human right?" "it's complicated" leave. get out. You aren't committed to making anyone healthy you dehydrated turd

submitted 30 days ago • 3 comments

I didn’t see it, so it’s never existed

submitted 30 days ago • 6 comments

[sheet metal warping back and forth for an hour and a half] "Thank you for saying that Mr Kennedy"

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

h - e - l - p - m - e

submitted 30 days ago • 4 comments

how many times does bro BLINK??

submitted 30 days ago • 6 comments

who among us isn't a vaccine denying, bear carcass carrying and park disposing, brain worm having, wet whale skull collecting, dog eating, serial womanizing, nominee for the health secretary? oh that's right, it's just rfk jr's goofy ass

submitted 30 days ago • 4 comments

inject me full of ivermectin, I can't

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

rfk jr in charge of your health. that's the joke, end of post, everybody cries

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

not so friendly reminder that if these senators confirm rfk jr I can't do all the eating. you guys are going to have to pick up the slack

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

not saying I'm planning anything for his confirmation but I am saying I intend to bite

submitted 37 days ago • 2 comments

they say you never forget your first apartment. the landlord is awful too

submitted 37 days ago • 3 comments

work mind virus this, woke mind virus that, when will they just ask me if I'm even a virus…

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

and yet I remain. once again elon has failed

submitted 46 days ago • 5 comments

pov your doorcam after you just drank pasteurized milk and heard a knock at the door

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments