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rhayes.bsky.social
Wife, ma, 'small, sweary, lots of teeth', freelance for Amateur Gardening mag, Homes and Gardens website, nature, cats, Spain. 'All will be well, all will be well, all manner of things will be well'. (Hopefully, eventually)
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okay, it’s time for me to finally weigh in: it’s probably a bad sign that guys are just doing sieg heils in public again

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I picked up an old Navaho woman who needed a ride. She saw a brown bag on the seat and asked what was in it. I answered, “a bottle of wine for my husband.” She replied, “Nice trade.”

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

Today I learned that the cat who hangs out at our local garden centre is called Banjo, and I am absolutely on board with that #cat

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

You guys, Gabby has arrived!!! All is good. “She’s doing well. She hangs out with a couple of other Great Lakes piping plovers, so she always has friends with her” 🥹🥹🥹🥹

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Just now picking up my daughter’s Claudia’s Corgi, Gracie, from her spaying procedure from Friendship Animal Hospital in northwest DC. It turns out they are doing something amazing for people victimized by the insane government purges 👉

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If Trump were any other mentally impaired elder, his family would be taking steps to intervene & protect him from his abusers, but instead they're letting him be their useful idiot, to the f*cking scary detriment of the world #Trump #PutinOwnsTrump

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Gert lush! We do things proper-like in Dorset

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It seems to me that Putin has his hand in Trump's trousers and is squeezing his tiiiiny little Johnson very hard indeed. Either that or he's giving him the mother of all wedgies #Trump #PutinOwnsTrump

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Really upset with my friend, a respected historian, who when asked could not tell me how a 12th century farmers wife would address the Bishop of Iceland if he came to investigate the rumour going around the fjord that her daughter was a changeling. What do these people even go to university for?

submitted 11 days ago • 40 comments

Summer of 2023, thunder clouds building over North Yorkshire northern England #yorkshire #landscapephotography #stormclouds #photography #weather

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Fabulous and productive morning #gardening including spotting this queen bumblebee feeding on a stinking hellebore. Signs of spring are there if you look for them #gardening #bumblebee #hellebore #positive #garden #insects #wildlifegardebn

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If you left twitter to come over here you’ve already started making good choices. #bluesky #followback

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Trump has no decency, no dignity and is an utter disgrace

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In addition to all his fantastic work, he was also a cool neighbor. I used to live sort of near him and he would wave at me on my morning runs while driving crazy retro cars that looked like 1940s hearses. Didn’t realize people that famous could be friendly!

submitted 36 days ago • 16 comments

Over 500 dedicated knitters are keeping LGBTQ homeless youth warm this holiday season - LGBTQ Nation 🧶 apple.news/ADDNzfTvBTt-...

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

Dear World, We’re sorry. Sincerely, Sane, Decent Americans

submitted 45 days ago • 1089 comments

Thou shalt not promise lower grocery prices and then deliver war against Panama, Canada, and Greenland.

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me feratu te feratu se feratu nos feratu

submitted 53 days ago • 5 comments

Merry Christmas from me and the most popular piece of art I did this year. Went bonkers viral on Twitter (aptly, for a birb!) Hope you all have a lovely festive break, with loved ones, lovely food and glorious merry indolence xxx <artofnote.sumupstore.com Small World section for tiny treasures>

submitted 61 days ago • 9 comments

Also, courage is contagious. I continue to stand against American fascism in the hope that others will take heart, too.

submitted 61 days ago • 701 comments

I heard a bird sing In the dark of December. A magical thing And sweet to remember. "We are nearer to Spring Than we were in September,” I heard a bird sing In the dark of December. Oliver Herford

submitted 61 days ago • 68 comments

FFS... From the Mail (sorry): 'Sulking Prince Andrew is so fed up by his fall from grace that he is 'refusing to walk the late Queen's corgis' 🤣🤣 As Mr Hayes said 'that boy...' #PrinceAndrew #AbolishTheMonarchy

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