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rhododendron.bsky.social
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OMG you people can’t do anything

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Hastily googling: How to make something really really really good happen to you 0% effort 2025 Reddit

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In the midst of bad days, I found, within me, an invincible good day

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Might start the new white lotus to catch up

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I dock a few smartness points if you always reach for a Latinate word when a Germanic one would do. "That wasn't my intention"—Are we in court? Or maybe you simply "didn't mean to" 😀

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Been drinking a lot of cow milk lately

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I was kind of worried but it seems that everyone at the library smells worse than I do

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Wanting to see Universal Language but it’s kind of too nice out

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When you gonna stop eating pussy with the wussies and come suck some cock with a jock

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How it feels to go to twink dodgeball as a really pretentious fat guy

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Remember when we all got monkeypox vaccines together as a bonding exercise 🫶

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I’m trying the no crashing out for one day challenge

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‘No Way to Please Everyone’ Says Only University Where Students Are Regularly Kidnapped

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Dr. Bearlove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying What He Does for Work and Love the Thirst Traps

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Rub it and make a wish boy.

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Kind of disgusted to have 600 followers on here

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It’s giving the giver

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Took an edible and fell asleep for 12 hours. What did I miss?

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I’m running errands so you may ask me questions ngl.link/rhododendron...

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Sad about the double Scorpio raid but using this opportunity to cherish my time with my one poppers bottle, which is merch from the Brooklyn hardcore/post-punk band Pyrex

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Going to piss off all my followers older than 32 when I say these are the only jeans I own

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Glen Campbell voice: 🎼 I am a gay guy from Miami And I eat a man’s hole 🎶

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At the risk of sounding like “Mr music producer” why is the new Chappell roan song so loud

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It’s thick Thursday

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Gaping and it’s a god shaped hole

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I can be your father figure/ And you can be my long lost pal

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Got all dolled up for a 5 band diy bill and found out it starts at 9 pm. Should I even go lmao?

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Asking a job candidate “do you think you’re being really weird right now? Why or why not?” In a job interview

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