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Hi Chris Evans!

Hi Chris Evans!!

Hi Chris Evans!

From now on when people ask my age I’m going to say I’m “downloading torrents off Kazaa” years old

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Thought I was feeling chill but I also just ate 7 Hawaiian rolls in a fugue state soooo

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not them announcing they’re consciously uncoupling

I don’t know why I keep getting ads for bras for small tits on IG??? What I really need are bras for neck-bending naturals that don’t look like medical equipment

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Hi Chris Evans!

Oh my god.. so apparently the “beefy Kevin Dillon lookalike from a movie” that I was trying to remember was, in fact.. Kevin Dillon. In ENTOURAGE.

Trying to think of an actor’s name but I can’t remember a single thing he’s been in and got nothing when I googled “Kevin Dillon but beefier”

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Hi Chris Evans!! Happy Presidents’ Day

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Steve Buscemi as Jean-Paul Sartre

I just watched this performance again and am healed

Hi @benstiller.redhour.com if there are ever any plans to have Ms Huang’s mother/older sister/auntie in #Severance, happy to put together a self-tape for the Lumon board ✨

Okay but Post Malone performing Smells Like Teen Spirit with Nirvana stirred something deep inside me

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A slice of chocolate cake bigger than my fucking hand!!!!! Cheesecake Factory, I will always love you

Hi Chris Evans! Happy Valentine’s Day!! ♥️✨

And just realized after hitting “post” that this is some innie ass energy

Now measuring the passage of time as days in between episodes of Severance

Now the countdowns begin to the very public and humiliating ways he will fire his appointees one by one

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Hi Chris Evans!

After a long day, a bit of joy

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Paradise is Stars Hollow

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Well, that was lovely. A hater's delight

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The entire stadium going “A MINORRRRRRRRR” has cleared my acne, organized my junk drawer, and folded my laundry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no pressure but the eagles are playing for the soul of america

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Hi Chris Evans!

shouldn’t he be.. busy

WASHINGTON (AP) — Judge temporarily blocks Trump administration from placing 2,200 USAID workers on paid leave.

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MONTOYA POR FAVOR

we’ve never needed Paddington 3 more than we do now

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Finally started The Diplomat and I simply must see David Gyasi in way more things but especially in something like Bridgerton because my dude can YEARN

cake-for-lunch kinda day