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It's a corker

STATEMENT FROM ENGLISH FOLK DANCE AND SONG SOCIETY

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle

After you've watched this Scrubbing Bubble advert you can watch the episode Varsity Drag, which we'll be discussing in the podcast on Monday. Find out why ALF is impersonating Richard Nixon at linktr.ee/ALFsplaining

Ruin a movie by adding “: The Shitty Movie That Sucks” to the title. Do not do this in the replies, this is solely an exercise for the reader to conduct in their own head

Beloved princess puffball Tilly on #Caturday. Image censored for those who don't want to see a graphic image of a corpse.

Here’s my Popeye puppet in action ‘ITPW’

Hahaha

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle

Don't do the eyes don't do the eyes don't do the eyes #totp

Why is he dressed as a gay sailor? #totp

Lyrically underwhelming but the chorus bit to Let's All Chant is really fantastic #totp

Nice to see universal hatred of that terrible Boomtown Rats song on here #totp

The miqletoast boomtown prats on #totp. nice jumper though.

We know this isn't punk because it never fucking ends #totp

I swear this was on last week too? Like a punk song from a sketch show #totp

Every single member of the Boomtown Rats is more objectionable than the last one, working all the way up to Bob #totp

This sounds like the sort of song you'd hear pounding out of a German steam organ #totp

Nice to see Geoffrey Fairbrother joining in on vocals with Darts #totp

Metal Mickey's Brother In Law, there fact fans #totp

Automatic Lover is one of the greatest space disco tracks of all #Totp

NOW YOU ARE TALKING #TOTP

"Hong Kong Beat is a big hit, got any ideas for the video?" "No not really" #totp

DO THE GREAT EGG RACE THEME #totp

#totp

Now this is my kind of punk - mechanically recovered stage school punk rock substitute #totp

Ruby Winters in "the video director's got a new water feature in his garden he wants to make a business expense" #totp

I don't think that bloke in the Dooleys is wearing that scarf properly #totp

just realised thats Sparks on Tank girl's trousers!

It is very clear looking at that top 20 which ones were genuine hits and which ones involved WEA's credit card and a Volvo estate driving round the chart return shops

Always good to see Pulp. #TOTP

Always enjoy seeing Jarvis Cocker on #totp

Pulp with one of the boring ones #totp

Who the hell was still buying Michael Bolton singles in 1997? #totp

I pity the #totp stagehands who have to mop up after Peter Andre has finished oozing all over it

It’s Huddersfield answer to the perennial question “What would happen if a pub band was given an orchestra?” #TOTP

Danny McNamara’s voice puts me on edge tbh #TOTP

I hate to be mean, but I always thought Embrace were whiney drivel #totp

I wish I could think of something witty to say about Embrace but other than this is one of the worst songs in the history of recorded sound I'm struggling #totp

Somebody better hurry up and invent autotune #totp

Aqua sending up the Batsignal that Britpop is finally over #totp

I implore you to put the subtitles on for #totp and you will believe most of these songs were written by AI

Not one single member of the Charlatans will feel the benefit #totp

Ripgroove by Double 99 feels like one of those songs that got in the charts from sales entirely inside the M25 #totp

When you think this terrible Dannii single was released when they still had Disrememberance in the bag it makes it even worse #totp

In case you missed it last time this was on #totp, watch the men in the tuk tuks 🩷

THIS HAS GONE DOWN FROM NUMBER 1 TO NUMBER 2 #TOTP

Ricardo Da Force, of all people should be utterly embarrassed by this #TOTP