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Not my circus, not my monkeys. Professional casual. Medium good at some stuff. Dadvocate, Pooper Scooper, Popcorn Friday Guy Emeritus, Knitter. “He who saves his country does not violate any law”…we are living in the upside down
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The DOGE cuts + tariff wars are like the government increased everyone’s service plan but has added unskippable commercials, too - and you can’t cancel your membership. If this was a Netflix subscription we’d be burning cars in the streets by now.

My kids started me on Stardew Valley and oh god it’s troubling. I’m an oddball farmer from out of town who just hands out gifts to people, unprovoked? Apparently I’m supposed to buy ice cream for other people’s children??? WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?

We’ve entered the “Don’t retire while a Republican is in office” phase of financial planning.

If the Orange Asshole could use his supreme executive authority to cancel Daylight Savings Time, that would be great. We would all celebrate under the “stopped clock twice a day” clause.

Took 8 days in office (2 were spent golfing) to destroy Medicaid. Did anyone vote to ruin their Medicaid services? And eggs are still expensive even though we were promised a fix on “Day 1” These assholes can’t do anything right and are ruining basic services in their stupidity.

Cargo Bike school drop offs are the apotheosis of urban living. #CargoBikes

“Siege” by Anne Bridgman/Manual for the Invisible complete! Used Woolfolk Fleck Bulky and it is just a spectacular yarn for this piece. I’m an amateur knitter, competent but not an expert. I love how stunning this easy project is: