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America's loudest lounge singer, swankifying rock/rap hits since 2000! 🍸 More than 30 albums available on iTunes/AppleMusic, Spotify, Bandcamp, and all music platforms. Vinyl LPs, CDs, downloads, merch, and FAQs at: http://www.richardcheese.com
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NEW VINYL LP! Richard Cheese's 2011 album "A LOUNGE SUPREME" is now on vinyl for the first-time ever! Limited-edition 12" LP pressed on 140-gram "Coke Bottle Clear" vinyl! Autographed copies available, too! We're only pressing 650, please order today! shop.richardcheese.com AVAILABLE WORLDWIDE!

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NEW VINYL LP! Richard Cheese's 2011 album "A LOUNGE SUPREME" is now on vinyl for the first-time ever! Limited-edition 12" LP pressed on 140-gram "Coke Bottle Clear" vinyl! Autographed copies available, too! We're only pressing 650, please order today! shop.richardcheese.com AVAILABLE WORLDWIDE!

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um, @duolingoespanol.bsky.social, are you okay?

DEAREST FANS: PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO MY EMAIL LIST AT HTTP://WWW.RICHARDCHEESE.COM SO YOU GET ALL MY CHEESIEST UPDATES! RC

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Spend your Valentine's Day with @RichardCheese and Let's Fall In Lounge! Listen to my special Spotify Valentine Playlist, featuring 50 romantic Richard Cheese recordings! open.spotify.com/playlist/4Ps...

BREAKING! BLUESKY NOW HAS AN EDIT FEATURE SO YOU CAN CORRECT YOUR MISTAKES!!!! Here's how to use it: 1) Type your post. 2) Just before you click the Post button, re-read it and check for typos. THANK YOU, BLUESKY!!!

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Spend your Valentine's Day with @RichardCheese and Let's Fall In Lounge! Listen to my special Spotify Valentine Playlist, featuring 50 romantic Richard Cheese recordings! open.spotify.com/playlist/4Ps...

ON THIS DAY IN @RICHARDCHEESE HISTORY: February 12, 2021 - Richard Cheese sings "I Love Boobies" in "BARB & STAR GO TO VISTA DEL MAR"! youtu.be/Ig0hQXtcg6A

ON THIS DAY IN #RICHARDCHEESE HISTORY: February 10, 2017 - Richard Cheese appears in "THE LEGO BATMAN MOVIE" and sings "Man In The Mirror"! youtu.be/Bn9YPku0Ayk

ON THIS DAY IN #RICHARDCHEESE HISTORY: February 10, 2017 - Richard Cheese appears in "THE LEGO BATMAN MOVIE" and sings "Man In The Mirror"! youtu.be/Bn9YPku0Ayk

Less than 1/3 of U.S. voters voted for this.

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ON THIS DAY IN @RICHARDCHEESE HISTORY: "The Sunny Side Of The Moon: The Best of Richard Cheese" (2006) "Lord Of The Swings: The Best of Richard Cheese, Volume 2" (2018) "Microphone Colossus: The Best of Richard Cheese, Volume 3" (2025) [released TODAY!] music.richardcheese.com

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT THIS FRIDAY FEBRUARY 7! PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO MY EMAIL UPDATE LIST AT HTTP://WWW.RICHARDCHEESE.COM

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Less than a third of Americans voted for this regime.

welcome to We're Fucked February

Less than a third of Americans voted for this regime.

During this political crisis, it's possible that access to the internet, websites, online banking, and telephone service will be interrupted and/or monitored by the regime. Save your data offline. Get cash. Prepare now for phone/texting/email to be unavailable.

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT THIS FRIDAY FEBRUARY 7! PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO MY EMAIL UPDATE LIST AT HTTP://WWW.RICHARDCHEESE.COM

The 2024 election data is clear: There are more of us than them. Only 77.3 million Americans voted for Trump/Vance. 77.3 million out of 185 million registered voters = only 42%. 77.3 million out of 245 million eligible voters (adults 18+) = only 32%. Less than 1/3 of U.S. voters supported this.

This past week, month, and decade have been awful. But the next week, the next month, and the next years will be horribly worse -- unless the autocratic fascist regime is resisted, fought, defeated, and held accountable. All of that is up to us, we the people. Not politicians/police. It's up to us.

Congratulations to @richardcheese.bsky.social, winner of 5,348 Grammy Awards tonight!!!

"It's only til the midterms" is not a plan

Draw your own conclusions, but Donald Trump is not behaving like a leader who expects democratic accountability for himself or his party next year or in 2028.

JUST ANNOUNCED! ALL-NEW GREATEST HITS ALBUM FROM @RICHARDCHEESE! "MICROPHONE COLOSSUS: THE BEST OF RICHARD CHEESE, VOLUME 3" ARRIVES FEBRUARY 7, 2025! PRE-ORDER NOW ON ITUNES: music.apple.com/us/album/mic... AND ON BANDCAMP: music.richardcheese.com

During this political crisis, it's possible that access to the internet, websites, online banking, and telephone service will be interrupted and/or monitored by the regime. Save your data offline. Get cash. Prepare now for phone/texting/email to be unavailable.

Thanks so much to @lafilmcritics.bsky.social and the Egyptian Theatre in Hollywood for tonight's fabulous sold out screening of BARB & STAR GO TO VISTA DEL MAR!

JUST ANNOUNCED! ALL-NEW GREATEST HITS ALBUM FROM @RICHARDCHEESE! "MICROPHONE COLOSSUS: THE BEST OF RICHARD CHEESE, VOLUME 3" ARRIVES FEBRUARY 7, 2025! PRE-ORDER NOW ON ITUNES: music.apple.com/us/album/mic... AND ON BANDCAMP: music.richardcheese.com

BREAKING! BLUESKY NOW HAS AN EDIT FEATURE SO YOU CAN CORRECT YOUR MISTAKES!!!! Here's how to use it: 1) Type your post. 2) Just before you click the Post button, re-read it and check for typos. THANK YOU, BLUESKY!!!

I just updated one page of my website. Please go to www.richardcheese.com and look at all the pages and see if you can figure out which one!

Never give up. Never give up. Never give up. Never give up. Never give up. Never give up. Never give up. Never give up. Never give up. And also -- this is very important -- Never give up.

Hola @duolingoesp.bsky.social I don't need to learn the word "kilo" in Spanish, because it is the same word in English. Can you please update your software so we are learning words that are different? Mahalo!

DEAREST FANS: PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO MY EMAIL LIST AT HTTP://WWW.RICHARDCHEESE.COM SO YOU GET ALL MY CHEESIEST UPDATES! RC

Please sign up to be an organ donor. It's a no brainer. Get it? www.organdonor.gov/index.html Give the gift of life.

You claim you "have no words" and yet you do have "have," "no," and "words."