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I actually do be going on Bluesky. I’m like a Bluesky person now.

Stop serving me the friday beers guys in the algorithm. I don’t follow any of them and I don’t find them funny. I always skip. Stop serving them to me.

Happy Sigmamalentines Day

me: *having 79 followers* I AM GOD *78 of them are porn bots*

First they came for the TikTokers, and I did not protest, because I was not a TikToker…

Ethel Cain should be the minimum, not an outlier

Gonna quit my job and become a ninja turtle

Twitter -> Bluesky TikTok -> Rednote SWIFT Int’l Payments Network -> ???

Someone come collect your Darlene

your d line doesn’t have to be the fastest guys on the field, it just has to be faster than their o line

Respecting she/hers and she/theys in a crazy way

Without spoiling, the last episode of Squid Game season 2 goes insanemode. The choreography is incredible and it’s the coolest way the season could’ve possibly ended.

SoCal land developers be like

genetically engineering a wretched species of shellfish that lives in your toilet so you don’t have to flush anymore

Tomorrow’s a new year with new resolutions, you know what that means, It’s vice tuesday

Wow a new celebrity, and they’re calling him the least cancelled person ever! *3 days later* We deeply apologize for any appearance of having endorsed the Red River Killer.

I knew I shouldn’t have left my automated anti-aircraft turret on the Russia-Azerbaijan border

going to try The Flavor

Tfw someone from the Gang of Pedophiles (GOP) is revealed to be a pedophile

“i hate health insurance CEOs” now replace health insurance CEOs with women. not so funny, is it?

Bet y’all wouldn’t be thirsting rn if Luigi had killed the CEO of women ..

this mf said “gingle ale”

I fink I’m starting to like fogo de chao

“If I’m a good enough little news anchor maybe one day they’ll let me sit at the CEO table!”

I know we’re all on bsky here but I really think seeing Elon’s participation in this upcoming administration is making people want to see corporate elites face a reckoning. However, supporting the Democratic Party as-structured isn’t an avenue forward since they’re cut from the exact same cloth.

I’m brokenhearted. can’t believe Jake Gyllenhaal would do this. Think of the CEOs. Think of their shareholders.

He also made a solemn promise that he is ok to drive home and is actually better at driving after having a few drinks

Clearly this was motivated by a dispute over who should have won the local YMCA basketball defensive player of the year

I love being OOO. I wish I could be OOO 24/7

I think if we truly understood the depth of an Ape’s mind it would stagger us

Wow it’s crazy that I, Rihanna and/or Kylie Jenner, have to start over on this new app with 0 followers! Hope my fans find me!

This is one of my cats. Follow for more from my cats and their antics

So what’s with Bluesky, is this at least not owned by Silicon Valley or something? Is this gonna be the public ‘town square’? Seems like it can get pretty siloed under these feeds